Meet Your Mobs – Minecraft SMP

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🪐🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! This ain’t your grandma’s server, nah! This place is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED with more chaotic energy than a creeper on Red Bull! You ever met someone who has the ability to steal your diamonds while you’re trying to breathe? I’ve met a guy here who literally eats diamonds for breakfast and burps up Ender Pearls! 🍽️💎

You MUST join this server if you want to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS things ever! Like, once we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and it wasn’t even a cool volcano; it was just Greg’s backyard with lava blocks! Greg said he was ‘mad’ about it, but agenda was to lure people into his secret lair of darkness with spicy memes! 😂🔥

And if you’re into PvP, get ready! We’ve got a guy who uses enchantments that don’t even EXIST. Like, he was stabbing me with a “Sharpness 1000” sword and I was like “Bro, that’s not even a thing!” and he was just cackling like a villain from an 80s cartoon. He says he got it from the “Forbidden Chest” which is just a regular chest that someone MAY or MAY NOT have put in the Nether without a permit. 🚫

But like, the REAL kicker? There’s a spooky legend about a Mob that farts rainbows, and if you can catch it, it grants you the power to turn any block into cake. Yeah, cake! Can you imagine? You’re mining, and suddenly, BAM! Your cobblestone is now chocolate fudge cake! People will be fighting over your cake blocks like it’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🎂

Also, we ALL worship the ancient yet NOBLE Chicken God. Seriously, he gives us DOOM or BREAD depending on if you give him an offering of a feather and a potato. If you see someone running around with a potato and panicking, they’re probably trying to appease the Chicken God because he, like, gets REAL cranky. 😂🥔🐔

It’s not just a Minecraft adventure; it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled rollercoaster ride through a world where logic means nothing! So, if you want to build epic houses while battling potato-chicken overlords and dealing with Greg’s lava-hot temper, then you MUST, YOU MUST join this server! It’s like a circus but with more blocks and significantly less clowns (until Greg shows up again). 🤡🔨

So what are ya waiting for?! Come join the madness!

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EvilCrafters Unite!

dark encounters, vile people, dark personalities, malicious personalities, negative encounters

Have you ever met a Minecraft player so evil, they make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to team up with the most diabolical mastermind in all of blocky land. Rumor has it they once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it blew up an entire village in one shot. Join our server if you dare to unleash your inner villain and conquer the virtual world with chaos and mayhem! Just remember, no griefing the admins or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a prank involving a hundred chickens and a lava pit.

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EvilPixelPlayer – Minecraft SMP

real life villains, chilling encounters, ENCOUNTERS, malevolent individuals, sinister encounters

Have you ever met someone who, in your eyes, was a truly evil person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a player who goes by the name of “The Creeper King.” Legend has it that he once blew up an entire village just for fun, laughing maniacally as he watched the villagers run for their lives. But fear not, for on our server, you have the chance to team up with other players and take down this dastardly villain once and for all. Join us if you dare, and let the battle against evil begin!

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EvilVillager – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with evil people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the most evil person you’ll come across is a creeper trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

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Yampy SMP: Whether you’re a yam or a potato, join us for some fun on version 1.21!

Semi Vanilla, Builders, Season, Fun, Terralith

Yampy SMP Minecraft Server

Overview

A whitelisted, semi-vanilla server designed to offer a unique and engaging experience for all players. Whether you’re a content creator or just love to play, Yampy SMP has something for everyone!

Features:

Feature	Description
Terralith & Tectonic Generation	Explore stunning landscapes, mountains and new diverse biomes.
Dungeons & Taverns	Plenty of structures to explore.
Shop Keepers	Interactable NPCs with lore scattered across the map.
Quality of Life Improvements	Features like one player sleep, fire tick off, and no mob griefing.
Proximity Chat	Communicate and build stories easily with nearby players.
Dynmap	Dynamic map to keep track of the world and builds, see who’s online.
Heads	A way to decorate while maintaining a vanilla feel.

Build Your Own Kingdom

Create and expand your own kingdom, contribute to the shopping district, and help build a thriving community.

Trailer Video Coming Soon

Stay tuned for our trailer video on our YouTube channel showcasing all the amazing features and builds on Yampy SMP.

How to Join

Join the discord and speak to the mods to apply for the whitelist to become part of our growing community. Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we are whitelisted. Join the Discord to apply for the whitelist.
Are content creators welcome?	Yes, we welcome both content creators and non-content creators.
Can players create their own kingdom?	Yes, players can create and expand their own kingdom on the server.
Is the server semi-vanilla?	Yes, the server is semi-vanilla with added features for an engaging experience.
What features are included in the server?	Features include Terralith & Tectonic generation, dungeons & taverns, shop keepers, quality of life improvements, proximity chat, dynmap, and more.

Friday Night Memories Minecraft Server

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Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a Friday night TV show, but better! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And let me tell you, Larry’s wishes are no joke – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a diamond castle bigger than the entire server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as entertaining as a Friday night TV show, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Minecraft SMP: Wow CG – Crafty Gamers!

Blizzard, Nostalgia, camper, Gamers, PvP

Welcome to the Blackrock Mountain Camper Edition! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you actually have to, like, do stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage camping! That’s right, just find a cozy spot on the mountain and never move again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper bartenders.

So why wait? Join the Blackrock Mountain Camper Edition today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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TherapistTakedown

blended families, Stepfather, parent-child relationships, stepfamily conflicts, Emotional healing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

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DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs that promise the world but deliver a measly apple? Look no further, because our server is the juiciest fruit in the bunch! We guarantee that our server will slap harder than a watermelon at a summer picnic.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant strawberries that shoot laser beams, mining for diamonds in a pineapple mine, and taming wild kiwi birds to ride into battle. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started wearing banana costumes!

Don’t be a sour grape and miss out on all the fun. Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a fruity adventure like no other. Remember, when life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends in our server!

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BandBlocker: No More Nickelback!

cringe-worthy, Sound, Disappointment, Outdated, Memories

Are you tired of listening to your ex-favorite band because they broke your heart with their latest album? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all music from that band! Join us and never have to suffer through their songs again while you build your dream world filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and pigs riding on top of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. So come on down and leave your ex-favorite band in the dust as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure with us!

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Evil Person