evil people in real life Minecraft Servers

evil people in real life

  • Meet Your Mobs – Minecraft SMP

    Meet Your Mobs – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🪐🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! This ain’t your grandma’s server, nah! This place is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED with more chaotic energy than a creeper on Red Bull! You ever met someone who has the ability to steal your diamonds while you’re trying to breathe? I’ve met a guy here who literally eats diamonds for breakfast and burps up Ender Pearls! 🍽️💎

    You MUST join this server if you want to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS things ever! Like, once we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and it wasn’t even a cool volcano; it was just Greg’s backyard with lava blocks! Greg said he was ‘mad’ about it, but agenda was to lure people into his secret lair of darkness with spicy memes! 😂🔥

    And if you’re into PvP, get ready! We’ve got a guy who uses enchantments that don’t even EXIST. Like, he was stabbing me with a “Sharpness 1000” sword and I was like “Bro, that’s not even a thing!” and he was just cackling like a villain from an 80s cartoon. He says he got it from the “Forbidden Chest” which is just a regular chest that someone MAY or MAY NOT have put in the Nether without a permit. 🚫

    But like, the REAL kicker? There’s a spooky legend about a Mob that farts rainbows, and if you can catch it, it grants you the power to turn any block into cake. Yeah, cake! Can you imagine? You’re mining, and suddenly, BAM! Your cobblestone is now chocolate fudge cake! People will be fighting over your cake blocks like it’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🎂

    Also, we ALL worship the ancient yet NOBLE Chicken God. Seriously, he gives us DOOM or BREAD depending on if you give him an offering of a feather and a potato. If you see someone running around with a potato and panicking, they’re probably trying to appease the Chicken God because he, like, gets REAL cranky. 😂🥔🐔

    It’s not just a Minecraft adventure; it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled rollercoaster ride through a world where logic means nothing! So, if you want to build epic houses while battling potato-chicken overlords and dealing with Greg’s lava-hot temper, then you MUST, YOU MUST join this server! It’s like a circus but with more blocks and significantly less clowns (until Greg shows up again). 🤡🔨

    So what are ya waiting for?! Come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

    Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

    Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

    Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    ? Explorium is a server where vanilla Minecraft comes to life with new colors! ?

    Here, players don’t just play – they shape the very reality of the server, voting for unique mechanics, crafts and events. You can influence the development of the Minecraft world and take part in creating new opportunities!

    ? What makes us unique?

    Events and voting: We launch small events every month, and large ones every three months. Vote for new mechanics or stop the changes – the outcome is always in the hands of the community!

    Exclusive mechanics: On Explorium you will find custom items and recipes that will change the usual gameplay (for example, cooking in custom cauldrons and much more).

    Friendly community and support – we are always there to help and discuss ideas for new events and mechanics.

    ? Don’t miss the chance to become part of our world! Join us on Discord to follow all the updates, participate in polls and keep abreast of new events.

    Version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ➡️ Join our Discord and be the first to know everything!

    explorium.morfios.cloud

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP