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MemeCraft

Caesar, Destruction, evil man, inbreeding, LMFAOOO, Memecraft, Rabbi Yeshua, resistance, ROMANS, Second temple, TAXES, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SpongepocalypseNZ

Biodiversity loss, climate change, conservation efforts, Coral Reefs, Devastating, ecological devastation, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, global impact, largest ever recorded, marine life, marine species, marine sponges, mass bleaching, natural disaster, New Zealand coastline, ocean conservation, over 50% killed, SpongepocalypseNZ, underwater habitats

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	505	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	6159	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Emeralds Found:	8429
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	338
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4376
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2214	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!