Evil Individuals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Meet Your Mobs – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, most evil person, what defines evil, real encounters with evil, personal anecdotes of evil

🪐🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! This ain’t your grandma’s server, nah! This place is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED with more chaotic energy than a creeper on Red Bull! You ever met someone who has the ability to steal your diamonds while you’re trying to breathe? I’ve met a guy here who literally eats diamonds for breakfast and burps up Ender Pearls! 🍽️💎

You MUST join this server if you want to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS things ever! Like, once we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and it wasn’t even a cool volcano; it was just Greg’s backyard with lava blocks! Greg said he was ‘mad’ about it, but agenda was to lure people into his secret lair of darkness with spicy memes! 😂🔥

And if you’re into PvP, get ready! We’ve got a guy who uses enchantments that don’t even EXIST. Like, he was stabbing me with a “Sharpness 1000” sword and I was like “Bro, that’s not even a thing!” and he was just cackling like a villain from an 80s cartoon. He says he got it from the “Forbidden Chest” which is just a regular chest that someone MAY or MAY NOT have put in the Nether without a permit. 🚫

But like, the REAL kicker? There’s a spooky legend about a Mob that farts rainbows, and if you can catch it, it grants you the power to turn any block into cake. Yeah, cake! Can you imagine? You’re mining, and suddenly, BAM! Your cobblestone is now chocolate fudge cake! People will be fighting over your cake blocks like it’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🎂

Also, we ALL worship the ancient yet NOBLE Chicken God. Seriously, he gives us DOOM or BREAD depending on if you give him an offering of a feather and a potato. If you see someone running around with a potato and panicking, they’re probably trying to appease the Chicken God because he, like, gets REAL cranky. 😂🥔🐔

It’s not just a Minecraft adventure; it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled rollercoaster ride through a world where logic means nothing! So, if you want to build epic houses while battling potato-chicken overlords and dealing with Greg’s lava-hot temper, then you MUST, YOU MUST join this server! It’s like a circus but with more blocks and significantly less clowns (until Greg shows up again). 🤡🔨

So what are ya waiting for?! Come join the madness!

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EvilCraftersUnleashed

DNA technology, criminal justice system, Criminal Investigations, forensic science, crime rates

Remember all those serial killers from the 80s? Well, turns out they’ve all found a new hobby – playing Minecraft on our server! Join us for a killer time as you build, mine, and survive with some of the most notorious criminals in history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where they’re planning their next big heist (or prank)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bad guys are the ones calling the shots!

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BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

parenthood, Kids, financial considerations, BlockyBabies, family

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

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GuoCraft Minecraft Server

Mayor Alice Guo, Disappearance, news headline, Philippines-China relations, investigation

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

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PutinsBlockParty

putin, UKRAINIAN, political tensions, US, Intelligence Operations

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

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PopcornVeggieCraft

movie night, easy snack, fiber, Savory, DELICIOUS

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

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EcoBotzIBD – Healing Mice & Having Fun!

Fun, Drug Release, preclinical studies, biocompatible materials, biomedical engineering

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like no other! we got biodegradable microrobots delivering therapies to treat inflammatory bowel disease in mice! yea u heard right, we got tiny robots helpin out dem lil mice with their tummy troubles.

but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉

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7K Crew Minecraft Server

Proposal, offer, decision, think about, Join

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

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CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

got away with it, long tail, Escape, robbery, Justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

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ClinicClapbackCraft

Respect, over-reacting, orthodontist, medical school, social standing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.

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