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CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8376	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Votes:	2364
Animals Bred:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7372
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	6332
Void Gems Collected:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?