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Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4368	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	518	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

banana, bandits, ChiquitaCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Potions Brewed:	43
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Animals Bred:	119
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	264489	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	9102
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Farms Harvested:	987	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	181
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	56	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?