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Stop Liking Evil Flatties Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	2852	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by evil flatties in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all blocky beings! Join us and say goodbye to those boring flatlanders who think they rule the Minecraft world.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map with! And don’t worry about griefers ruining your creations, our team of ninja moderators will swiftly banish them to the Nether realm.

But the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to evil flatties forever!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Votes:	6454
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	643804
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, basic tasks, Challenging activities, Common activities, Commonly underestimated, deceivingly simple, Deceptively easy, Easy-looking tasks, Everyday challenges, everyday tasks, MineCraftyMess, Misleadingly simple, Mundane chores, not as easy as it looks, Seemingly easy, Simple on the surface, simple tasks, Surprisingly difficult, Tricky maneuvers, Tricky skills, Underestimated activities

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

#sustainability, blackouts, caribbean, crisis management., Cuba, CubanCraft, developing country, economic crisis, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy policy, energy shortage, Government, hour, Infrastructure, Latin America, long-term solutions, power, power generation, power outages, renewable energy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Votes:	7425	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

High School Hotties Minecraft Server

Adulthood, career development, Communication, concerts, deactivated profiles, Gender Roles, ghosting, guys, HIGH, high school, hotties, instagram, living life, male crisis, Minecraft, office jobs, relationships, School, Server, social media, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Stories, Travelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

asset allocation, capital gains, Diversification, financial independence, Financial Planning, index funds, investment decision, investment portfolio, investment strategy, long-term investment., passive income, property value, real estate, rental income, rental property, rental property cash flow, rental property vs index funds, RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds, retirement planning, VTSAX, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Votes:	5802
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7340

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

deep sadness, Despair, Devastating, difficult experience, emotional pain, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, overwhelming grief, sad, SadBoiGaming, smp, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Tears, Tragedy, Traumatic, unfortunate event

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!