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Stop Liking Evil Flatties Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Buildings Constructed:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by evil flatties in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all blocky beings! Join us and say goodbye to those boring flatlanders who think they rule the Minecraft world.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map with! And don’t worry about griefers ruining your creations, our team of ninja moderators will swiftly banish them to the Nether realm.

But the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to evil flatties forever!

Love at First Creeper

Affection, Communication, confession, Connection, Conversation, courage, creeper, emotions, Expression, feelings, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Intimacy, love, phone call, rejection, relationships, Romantic, unrequited love, Vulnerability, vulnerability in love

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

Adventures, Anime, blocky, Buyfag, Collecting, collection, Consider this, consumerism, culture, Fan, Fandom, Figures, hobby, Japan, Lifestyle, Manga, McBlockface, merchandise, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, shopping, Toys

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	533960	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	807	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Votes:	1107
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9380
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

4chan, age limit, age restrictions, BoomerCraft, BUILD, digital age, internet culture, internet forums, meets, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, online communication, online communities, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online identity, online interaction, online participation, Online platforms, online presence, online safety, Retirement, social media, troll

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!