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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7889 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
