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Join us as we embark on a journey to build a world that is the complete opposite of everything the Nazis stood for. We promote freedom of expression, creativity, and most importantly, fun!
Forget about oppressive regimes and fearmongering, on our server, the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. With a community of players who are as diverse as the loot in a dungeon chest, you’ll never be bored.
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Join us on our server where every block is made of pure diamond and every mob is a dancing llama wearing a top hat. But be warned, the llamas have a taste for vengeance and will stop at nothing to take down any player who dares to challenge their authority.
Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Black Death Dungeon, where players must navigate through treacherous traps and puzzles in order to claim the ultimate prize – a block of cheese that grants unlimited power and eternal life. But beware, for the dungeon is also home to the dreaded Eyeless Enderman, a creature that will stop at nothing to steal your eyes and add them to its collection.
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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.
Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!
But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!
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Are you tired of dealing with evil anglos in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with anglos who are actually less evil! That’s right, they may still try to steal your diamonds, but at least they’ll say please and thank you while doing it.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. From a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, you never know what you’ll encounter in our world.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot.
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You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned to fight evil alongside others. Join a kingdom or create your own to conquer the Great Evil and uncover Avalon’s secrets.
Avalon is an mmoRPG incorporating elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 story-rich chapters, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique server unlike any other!
Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Level up captured mobs/animals
Global Market system and Auctions
Explore, build, and fight your way to glory on Avalon!
Server Rules:
[1] No griefing or stealing
[2] No scamming
[3] Be respectful
[4] Be ethical
[5] Use common sense
FAQ
Question
Answer
How do I join the server?
You can join by entering the server IP: defend.avalon.today
How can I create or join a kingdom?
You can create or join a kingdom by interacting with other players in-game and forming alliances.
What are the server classes available?
Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, and Marksman
Are there daily raid bosses?
Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards
Can I level up pets on the server?
Yes, you can capture mobs/animals and level them up as pets
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