We got all kinds of wacky adventures waiting for you, like battling evil mobs and building epic structures that will make your brain explode with excitement.
And get this, on our server, you can literally just fuck those evil mobs in the ass until they stop being evil. It’s like the ultimate power move, bro.
So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world a place where anything is possible, even turning evil into good with a little butt action. Don’t miss out on the fun, bro!
On our server, you can build massive mansions, drive luxury cars made out of diamonds, and even have your own personal army of iron golems to protect you from any pesky mobs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of billionaires who use their wealth and power for good, fighting off evil mobs and saving innocent villagers. Join us and become a hero in the Minecraft world!
So why settle for being a basic player when you can be a billionaire hero on our server? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!
| Server Trailer | Watch Here |
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| Tiktok | Check Out Here |
| Server IP | defend.avalon.today |
Avalon is Under Attack!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!
| Question | Answer |
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| What is Avalon? | Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games. |
| How many classes can you choose from? | You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian. |
You wanna experience the thrill of watching pixelated Europeans meeting their demise? Then this server is the place to be, my dude. It’s like a twisted version of a history lesson, but with more explosions and lava pits.
Join now and witness the chaos unfold as we watch those Europeans bite the dust in the most epic ways possible. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with blocky characters and a whole lot of mayhem.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server and get ready to witness some seriously messed up shiz go down. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss, trust me.
Game sleepiness | UA is an official Ukrainian private server for playing in Minecraft.We have a minimum of plugins and a maximum of emotions on our server!Maximum atmosphere of vanilla living in the world of evil.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!
Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.
our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!
you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!
We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.
And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!
Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.