so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Malaysian police of Minecraft servers, summoning all the cool kids to come play! we got more evidence of epic child sex abuse… i mean, not real abuse, just like, abuse of the game, ya know? so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like summoning an Islamic firm to a party! let’s get this party started, woohoo!
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CraftyCops: SummoningScandals
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RedstoneSpy Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA UNLOCK DA SECRETS OF DA UNIVERSE! WE GOT MORE SECRETS DEN DA BIDEN ADMINISTRATION! WE GOT RT PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND SPYIN ON PPL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A SECRET AGENT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND DRAGONS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! U BETTER HURRY BEFORE DA CREEPERS BLOW IT ALL UP! LET’S GOOOOO!
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Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!
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GazaGenocideGoneWrong
lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not?
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VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Crafty COVID-19 Chaos: Trump Tweets Spark Anti-Asian Surge
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s lit af! like, forget bout all da other servers, dis one is where it’s at. why, u ask? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. so, one time, dis dude joined da server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but get dis, da diamonds were actually magic diamonds dat gave him super powers in da game. he became invincible and could fly around like a freakin superhero. it was insane, man!also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might run into herobrine himself. yeah, dat’s right, da legendary herobrine. he’s like da boogeyman of minecraft, but if u see him on dis server, he might actually help u out and give u rare items. crazy, right?
oh, and did i mention dat there’s a hidden portal on dis server dat takes u to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers at creepers. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. #bestserverever #diamondsfordays #herobrinelove
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LymeCraft: Borrelia & Bartonella Madness
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can find rare mobs like borrelia and bartonella? well, this server is the place to be cuz we got almost 40% of patients with chronic lyme disease finding these crazy creatures, while the control group found 0% cuz they boring af. come join the madness and see what other insane mobs u can discover in our world. who needs normal mobs when u can have ones that make u question ur sanity? join now and let the chaos begin!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being forced to go to church 4-5 times a week? Do you want to escape the wrath of your religious family? Join our Minecraft server and let your true non-believing self shine!Our server is a safe haven for those who have seen the light (or lack thereof) and want to express their true beliefs without judgment. We have a community of like-minded individuals who will support you in your journey to freedom from religious constraints.
Join us and let your inner atheist out to play! Build a world where logic and reason reign supreme, and where you can finally be yourself without fear of persecution from your family. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to breaking free from religious indoctrination?
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be unapologetically atheist and have a blast doing it! Let’s show your family that there’s more to life than just blind faith – there’s Minecraft!
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iPhoneRage Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dating drama and accusations of cheating? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world chaos! Our virtual world is drama-free and full of fun adventures. Plus, no one will accuse you of cheating with no evidence whatsoever (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off)!Forget about shattering phones and expensive gifts, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixel art and surviving the creepers. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to blocky bliss. Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free life!
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Clean Craft Fun: Infant Health Boost
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY SAVE LIVES? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE THE SWACHH BHARAT MISSION, BUT FOR MINECRAFT!JOIN US AND WITNESS THE MAGICAL REDUCTION OF INFANT AND CHILD MORTALITY THROUGH THE POWER OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! OUR FINDINGS SHOW THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU HEALTHIER AND STRONGER!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT HERO, SAVING LIVES ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #BLOCKS4LIFE #SAVETHESHEEP