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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 803 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 359 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4765 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).