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Ketamine Safe Zone
Blocky Bridge Builders
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).
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VitaCraft CancerCure Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VITAMIN D3 INTAKE LIKE NO OTHER! WE BE REDUCIN’ THE INCIDENCE OF CERTAIN CANCERS LEFT N RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS BE SO HEALTHY, THEY CAN MINE ALL DAY WITHOUT GETTIN’ SICK! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT WARRIOR AGAINST CANCER! #VITAMIND3GANG #HEALTHYMINERS #CANCERSLAYERS