Evidence MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Prism SMP: Electing Leaders, Vanilla Fun!

Moderators, constitution, Server, rules, Friends

Prism SMP

About Us: We are the Prism SMP, a chill vanilla-survival server with a cool twist. Instead of one boss, we elect a prez every 2 months. Everyone gets a say in who leads the pack.

Features:

Light on plugins, just a few to keep things smooth
Discord server to chat with fellow gamers and make pals
No boring rules, just a fun constitution
Troublemakers get arrested and put on trial, fair and square

Join Us:

Answer some questions on Discord
Mods approve you as a new member
After 2 weeks, you’re a full Prism member, a Prismian!

mc.prism-smp.com

SeaVentures: StoneAge to Africa

sea voyaging, voyaging, North African, Europeans, stone age

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we sail like ancient Europeans to Africa bro! we got boats and stuff, and you can trade with North African hunter-gatherers like it’s the Stone Age! it’s like a history lesson but way more fun cuz you get to build stuff and fight zombies at the same time! come sail the seas with us and discover the secrets of the past, all while crafting epic buildings and battling creepers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s explore together!

LabLeakMinecraftServer

outbreak, speculation, Evidence, Conclusion, papers

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be a spy? well, dis server is like a spy agency but in minecraft! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a lab where we make potions and stuff.

but get dis, our latest mission is to find out if the COVID virus leaked from a lab! we got all da papers and stuff, and we gonna crack dis case wide open. join da server and be part of da most epic spy mission ever!

plus, we got like, super cool gadgets and weapons to help u on ur missions. like, u can have a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that makes u invisible. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even believe it!

so come join us on da server and be part of da most insane spy adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: No Docs, Just PAs

docs, research, physician associates, healthcare industry, PALS

join dis epic minecraft server where we replace all da regular players with CRAZY physician associates!!! no evidence dat dis is safe but who cares cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride!!! watch as dey try to heal ur pixelated wounds and probably make it worse but hey, it’s all in good fun right?? come join us for a chaotic and unpredictable experience like no other!! who needs regular doctors when u can have physician associates in minecraft?? it’s gonna be a blast, trust us!! 😂🤪🏥🔥

Squid Solar Camo – Hyper Light Servers

light sensors, Marine Biology, research, Chromatophores, CAMOUFLAGE

so, like, u know squid right? those slimy bois in the ocean? well turns out they got these things called chromatophores that help them blend in with their surroundings. but get this, they’re not just for camo, they’re like organic solar cells! like, they can absorb light and use it to sense stuff around them. it’s like they got superpowers or somethin’.

imagine if u could have that power in minecraft. u join our server and suddenly u can blend in with any block u want. creep up on ur friends without them even knowing ur there. plus, u can sense when danger is near cuz ur like a squid with super senses.

join our server and become the ultimate squid warrior. show off ur camo skills and outsmart ur enemies. who needs armor when u can just disappear into the shadows like a ninja squid? come join us and unleash ur inner chromatophore!

Plastic Epoch Bird Nest Server

research, Evidence, Historical Plastics, time capsule, Usa

Yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got bird nests filled with ancient plastics from a whole other geological epoch! Like, we found a nest that goes back 30 freakin’ years, man! And get this, there’s a piece of Mars packaging with a shoutout to the 1994 FIFA World Cup in the USA! How insane is that?! So if you wanna explore some wild and wacky stuff like this, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other bonkers discoveries you’ll stumble upon! Let’s get diggin’, gamers!

AirPodsSnatchedByAFriend

handling, AirPodsSnatchedByAFriend, School, ownership, Friends

So, like, this server is like finding your lost AirPods in a library full of sneaky students. You gotta use your Find My app skills to track down the best loot and claim it as your own. And if someone tries to steal your diamonds, just hit the Play Sound button and blast them away with the power of music. Join now and show those sneaky players who’s boss! Don’t be like the girl who apologized for no reason, be the hero of your own Minecraft story on this epic server.

Gene War Legacy – Minecraft Server

syrian war, scientific discovery, Pregnant Women, long-term effects, Gene

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even your grandkids will feel the hype! Join now and your future generations will be genetically blessed with the power of Minecraft skills passed down through the ages. Imagine your great-great-grandchild dominating in PvP battles without even picking up a sword, thanks to the epic genes they inherited from you playing on this server. It’s like a real-life superpower, but in block form. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of your bloodline with the power of Minecraft. Join now and secure your family’s legacy as the ultimate gamers of all time!

Dad’s Leave Boosts Breastfeeding – Family Fun Server

Boosts, Server, paternity leave, parental leave, Fatherhood

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE 69% MORE LIKELY TO FIND A DIAMOND IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN OUR SERVER ARE 420% MORE LIKELY TO RIDE A CREEPER INTO BATTLE AND WIN? TRUE STORY BRO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! DADS TAKING LEAVE AFTER THEIR KID’S BIRTH WILL BECOME MINECRAFT LEGENDS, JUST LIKE IN THE PROPHECY!

TestTubeTrendsetters

tests, study findings, health tests, fearmongering, overdiagnosis harms

so, like, u know those social media influencer peeps? well, they be all like, “omg u need to get these health tests ASAP!” but like, turns out they just fearmongering and stuff. like, they tryna make u think u sick when u really not.

on our server, we don’t do that! we all about havin’ fun and playin’ Minecraft without all that drama. no fake health scares here, just good times and blocky adventures.

join us and leave all that overdiagnosis nonsense behind. plus, u can save money on tests and spend it on cool Minecraft skins instead. ain’t nobody got time for expensive health tests when u can be building a castle or fighting zombies in the game.

so come on over and join the most chill Minecraft server around. we promise no fearmongering, just pure blocky joy. let’s build some epic stuff together!