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SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

abandoned bus company headquarters, aid workers, Article, children, city, Enrichment, evict, Eviction, French police, migrants, olympics, Paris, Permanent, Problem, rt, SCHOOLs, squat, SquatCraft, undesirables, Video, Vitry-sur-Seine, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	2927
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

Adversity, anger, Community Resources, CREEPERS, difficult situation, evicted, Eviction, EvictionCraft, financial hardship, Frustration, Homeless, Housing, housing assistance, housing crisis, injustice, instability, Options, Report, stress, Struggling, support needed, uncertainty, unfair treatment, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	1615
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9366	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	7924	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	918
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	1179	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Farms Harvested:	671
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7574	Villages Defended:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Potions Brewed:	176	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.