We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds!
You can build a house made entirely of cheese and ride around on giant hamsters!
The zombies drop tacos instead of rotten flesh and the creepers explode into confetti!
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!
Imagine this: you and your friend move into a new rental unit, but little did you know she has an OnlyFans! She promises not to film content at home, but things take a turn when you catch her in the act with a man in the bathroom. The drama unfolds as she refuses to pay rent and demands to be evicted. Who needs Netflix when you have our server for all the juicy drama you could ever want?
Join now for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a house full of roommates with secrets to hide! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all the drama and excitement of real life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?
👨👩👧👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.
🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉
📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness
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Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!
Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.
Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.
| Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World |
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| Casual Environment |
| Active Discord/Realm |
| Community Elected Positions |
If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z
| Q: How can I join the server? | A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server. |
| Q: Are there any age restrictions? | A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older. |
| Q: Can I use mods on the server? | A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods. |
Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.
But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!
Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!
Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.
So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?
Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.
So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?
on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.
but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.
remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?
