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The Redstone Republic Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, everywhere, forum, Minecraft, Porn ads, Redstone, Republic, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with right-wing conservative debates and porn ads everywhere! Who knew politics and adult content could go hand in hand in the world of Minecraft? But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! So come on and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP

Admiration, adoration, Allure, appreciation, attraction, captivation, devotion, Enchantment, everywhere, fascination, Fondness, infatuation, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Passion, PhenoMadness, phenotype, Preference, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a wild jungle, filled with players who are obsessed with a rare phenotype in the game. It’s everywhere you look, like a crazy cult following! But don’t worry, we’re not sacrificing any sheep or anything (well, maybe just a few for good luck).

Join us on this insane adventure where we hunt down the rarest phenotypes like they’re shiny Pokemon. You’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll get into, from building giant statues of the phenotype to organizing epic battles to defend our precious finds. And let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

So why should you join this wild ride? Well, aside from the fact that we have the best parties in all of Minecraft, we also have the most hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. Just be prepared to embrace the madness and become part of our wacky phenotype-loving family!

Minecraft SMP: AllOverTheCraft

Absolutely everywhere, Absolutely exhausting., all-consuming, all-encompassing, All-encompassing presence, AllOverTheCraft, Completely all-encompassing, Completely exhausting, Completely pervasive, everywhere, exhausted, Incredibly overwhelming, Incredibly pervasive, Inescapable, Minecraft, overwhelmed, Overwhelmingly present, smp, Totally encompassing, Totally inescapable, Totally overwhelming, Utterly exhausting, Utterly pervasive

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Animals Bred:	197
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is LITERALLY all over the place! We’ve got floating islands, underground caves filled with diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by mermaids (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that teleports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just watch out for the evil gingerbread men).

Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	90
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

FlipCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, Cleanup, egg explosion, everywhere, Flip, FlipCraft, flips, food fight, funny, gross, kitchen disaster, kitchen mishap, Messy, Minecraft, prank, rotten egg, Server, Smelly, splatters, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected mess, yucky

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most egg-citing place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of flipping eggs and watching them splatter everywhere – it’s like a virtual food fight that never ends!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Rotten Egg Olympics, where players compete in egg-citing challenges like Egg Toss, Egg Relay, and Egg Roulette (watch out for the explosive eggs!). The winner gets a golden egg filled with diamonds – talk about a yolktastic prize!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cracking good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the egg-citement that awaits you. See you there!

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

brocraft, bros, brosi, can’t, down, everywhere, feel, fucking, go, Help, Images, IMMENSELY, Invoking, left, Lust, Must, Over.., right, Struggle, up, way

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

#bragh, #Girders, #JustGirders, #LoonyBin, #mohaned, Aus, Aussie, everywhere, Friends, LoonyCraft, madness, POL, TUESDAY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	141	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, aita, Apology, autism, Baby name, BabyCraft, Brookleeigh-Willow Rose, colourful gifts, emotions, family dinners, forgiveness, hurt feelings, husband, LAUGHING, mental disability, Minecraft, Nursery, offensive, privacy, Server, sister

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	160
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming your baby Brookleeigh-Willow Rose? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to laugh uncontrollably at inappropriate times just like our OP! We promise not to ban you from family dinners, but we can’t promise you won’t get banned from our server for laughing too much. And hey, if you need a break from all the beige and grey in your life, come join us for some colorful adventures in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, no colorful gifts for the baby mobs, they prefer beige and grey too. Join now for a chance to make memories as unforgettable as the name Brookleeigh-Willow Rose!

SisDemandsNoNephewFun

aunt, Boundaries, Childhood, children, Communication, consequences, family, Fatherhood, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Motherhood, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisDemandsNoNephewFun, uncle, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where we encourage kids to be kids and have a blast! Just like Nick, who tried cold ice cream, met the girl next door and her dog, watched his first cartoon, showered alone, and even learned to ride a bike (bruise included)! Join us for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where rules are meant to be broken and childhood memories are made. Who needs a rulebook when you have our crazy server to explore? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

blocked contact, Breakup, Closure, coping, emotional attachment, emotional pain, Grief, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, heartbroken soul, letting go, longing, lost love, Love Lost, missing someone, moving on, Sadness, separation, smp, unrequited love

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being ghosted by your Minecraft buddies? Join our SMP where we guarantee no one will ever block you, unless you try to steal their diamonds! We have a strict “no blocking” policy, because we believe in working out our differences through epic PvP battles and building competitions. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to block someone got turned into a block of obsidian by a mysterious curse. So if you’re looking for drama, excitement, and a little bit of danger, come join us on our wild and wacky SMP!

GirlCraftSecrets

Boys, Communication, DATING, emotions, feelings, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, GirlCraftSecrets, Girls, hidden truths, Honesty, love, male perspective, misunderstandings, relationships, Secrets, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, unspoken words

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and uncover the secrets that girls “never” tell boys! That’s right, we’ve got hidden messages, secret love notes, and maybe even a treasure map or two hidden in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pink Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual pizza? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what you’ll discover when you uncover what girls “never” tell boys!

VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic risk factors, chronic disease prevention, Exercise, Health improvement, healthcare outcomes, holistic approach., intervention, lifestyle changes, makeover, Medical research, mental health, nutrition, physical activity, plant based diet, Preventative Medicine, retrospective analysis, Stress Management, US veterans, VeggieCraft, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	8076
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4856
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, dark depths, Datamined, Dragonflight, Minecraft, Official WoW News, pre-patch, Riding, Rise of the Zandalari, Server, Summer 2024, summer fun, Summer Trading Post, the war within, trading post items, Welcome Back weekend, World of Warcraft General, wowg

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against dragons, just like in World of Warcraft! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game. Plus, we have a special event called “The War Within” where you’ll have to fight your way through hordes of enemies to save the world – all while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and go on summer adventures in the dark depths of the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll find?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dragons, of course.

DentistDreadMinecraftSMP

anxiety, anxiety relief, APPOINTMENTS, Dental, dentist, DentistDreadMinecraftSMP, DREAD, early morning, exhaustion, fear, hate, health, Hell, Medical, resting, Routine, Shifting, sleep schedule, sleeping issues, stress, worrying

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of real-life responsibilities ruining your sleep schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only appointment you need to worry about is when the sun sets in-game! No more early morning dentist visits or pesky obligations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a dentist in disguise, so you might just get a free teeth cleaning while you’re at it. Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun!

MineCraftMania Server

AITAH, belonging, cancer survivor, change my name, emotional neglect, Family issues, feeling lost, feeling unappreciated, husband issues, lack of affection, lack of support, lost identity, Maiden name, marriage problems, MinecraftMania, personal boundaries, personal growth, reclaiming identity, Self Discovery, self-empowerment, separate bedrooms, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a forgotten NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft server and reclaim your identity!

On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.

Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!

So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!

MineCraftyHousewife

balance, childcare, Communication, exhaustion, family, first time parents, full-time job, Guilt, housework, mental health, MineCraftyHousewife, newborn, Paid maternity leave, physical health, ppd, relationship, responsibilities, SAHD, stress, Support, working parents

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	772475
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Looking for a break from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your husband drama!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any lazy SAHDs who expect you to do all the work while they sit in their office all day. No way! Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else making a mess of it. And forget about cooking and cleaning – we’ve got virtual food and magically self-cleaning houses!

Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s build a world where you can be the boss and leave all the drama behind. Plus, our virtual babies never cry or need changing diapers – what more could you ask for? So come on over and let’s have some fun!

Pixel Ponderings

bizarre concepts, cognitive dissonance, contemplation, Curiosity, deep reflection, Deep thinking, existential questions, introspection, mental exploration, mind-bending, perplexing thoughts, philosophical musings, PIXEL, pondering, ponderings, random thoughts, Reflection, strange thoughts, surreal contemplation, Thought-provoking, unusual ideas, weird musings

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by a rainbow-spewing unicorn)!