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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8498 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2455 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 229 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!