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BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

adoption, Ban, BlockyBanter, discrimination, equality, FINAL, gender affirming, georgia, HOMOPHOBIC, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, legislative package, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQFree, Medical Treatment, Parliament, Propaganda, reading, RIGHTS, ruling party, same-sex marriage, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Crafty Cube World

2024.., Adventure, blocks, brand, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, French, Fun, Gaming, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, virtual

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

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ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	3566
Votes:	5276	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Towns Built:	9

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

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Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	1466	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Votes:	8537	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Animals Bred:	90

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	239
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1642	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	778669	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!