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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 373 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 301 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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