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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crops Grown:	6308	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	293

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	939
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	1898
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

Bowl Drum Beats Server

Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7109	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.