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Primordial Black Hole Planetoids

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, celestial bodies, Cosmic, Dark Matter, early universe, Earth, everyday objects, Evidence, Hiding, Hole, hollow planetoids, microscopic tunnels, Mysteries, Planetoids, Planets, primordial, Primordial black holes, scientific research, small black holes, Space, theoretical physics, Universe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Animals Bred:	59	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got primordial black holes hiding in planets and everyday objects like yo momma’s old toaster! imagine mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbling upon a microscopic tunnel left behind by a tiny black hole from the early universe. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft bro! come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you in our server. who knows, you might even find a hollow planetoid to build your base on and rule the universe like a boss. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explore the mysteries of the cosmos together!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Farms Harvested:	499
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3848

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3308	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Potions Brewed:	64
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchantments Applied:	156

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8512	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	452
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	863

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ores Mined:	7646	Potions Brewed:	113
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	724	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	284
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5721
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Void Gems Collected:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?