Everyday Object MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCrafter SMP: “Just like Minecraft SMP, but with more crafting!”

creative thinking, humor, Clever, smp, CraftyCrafter

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds. Plus, our admins are like, unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes.

Join our server if you wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you wanna build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

And like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get weird together!

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Weaponized Toaster

everyday object, household tool, Defense, left, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

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HistoryOfSponges_MC_SMP

object evolution, Fascinating, interesting facts, object stories, Surprising

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on there. We have like, epic battles with giant chickens and flying pigs. And like, the admins are all secretly unicorns in disguise, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a dragon. It’s like, totally insane, you guys.

And get this, the history of this server is like, totally mind-blowing. It all started when a wizard accidentally turned his toaster into a time machine and ended up in the Minecraft world. And then he was like, “Hey, let’s start a server and invite all the coolest people in the universe!” And that’s how this epic SMP was born.

So like, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server everrrr, you gotta join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?!

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FutureFossil Minecraft SMP

society, Technology, Future, innovation, Nostalgia

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!

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Blocktopia: No More Redstone

ESSENTIAL, everyday object, Function, Survival, Civilization

Imagine a world where all the diamond swords in Minecraft vanished into thin air. Chaos would ensue as players were left defenseless against creepers, zombies, and the dreaded Ender Dragon. The once peaceful server would descend into madness as players resorted to using wooden pickaxes and shovels to fend off enemies. Join our server now and ensure that this nightmare scenario never becomes a reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you unlimited power and protection. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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PixelPickaxe Minecraft Server

trivial item, widespread possession, Server, ubiquitous item, insignificant loss

Imagine a world where everyone suddenly lost their left sock. Chaos would ensue as people frantically searched for their missing sock, only to realize that it had vanished into thin air. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your left sock will always be safe and sound. Join us for a sock-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Who needs a left sock when you have a virtual world to explore? Join now and never worry about losing your left sock again!

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HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools

world news, Territory, twitter, global events, rules

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous!

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Minecraft LOLz: Kek it Do Be Server

Do, kek it do, BE, Kek, it do be

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies tell knock-knock jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside a llama army as you battle your way through dungeons filled with evil chickens and vindictive villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a diamond sword in hand.

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Glimmer shores

version 1.20.4, MCMMO, vibrant, trade system, Updates

Glimmer Shores is a Survival Server currently on version 1.20.4 Java Edition! At Glimmer Shores, we’re more than just a server; we’re a vibrant community dedicated to ensuring a safe, welcoming space for everyone to explore, build, and connect. Our commitment extends to maintaining the server with the latest Minecraft updates and features, and ensuring an ever-evolving playground for your imagination. Our dedicated Discord community is the heart of Glimmer Shores. Here, you can meet like-minded players, showcase your creations, and stay in the loop with server news and exclusive events. It’s a place to share, learn, and grow with others who share your passion for Minecraft. Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience? Join us at Glimmer Shores today! Adventure awaits!

Version: 1.20.4Gamemode: Survival

Features:

McMMOLandsShopsTrade System

Community:https://discord.gg/3gfCGqkeUt

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Hermitcraft wannabes in the UnderRealms – Must be 13+ to join the fun with community events!

The UnderRealms Overview

Server Information	Server Name: The UnderRealms Season: 5 Server Type: Vanilla Java Premium Custom Features: Custom overworld terrain, custom Prismarine armor and tools
Links	Discord Dynmap Website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Do I need to apply to join?	The Council only requires active participation in the community to join.
What is the theme of the server?	The Garden \| Season 5 features a nature-filled Realm with custom terrain.
Are there custom items available?	Players can upgrade to custom Prismarine armor and use custom tools.
Is the server lore-driven?	Players can uncover secrets about various factions and characters within the server.
Can I create my own character’s story?	Players are encouraged to build their own character’s story within the server’s lore.