New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8230
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2388
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrassBlockGalore

    GrassBlockGalore
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5039
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a piece of chocolate cake! Yes, you read that right – delicious, moist chocolate cake just waiting for you to devour. But be careful, because if you eat too much cake, your character might get a little…plump.

    Not only that, but on this server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing llamas appears out of nowhere to serenade you with their angelic voices. And if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, they will follow you around and spit confetti at your enemies.

    But wait, there’s more! The sky on this server is always filled with flying pigs, who drop golden apples wherever they go. And if you manage to catch one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical pig fairy who lives in the clouds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most delicious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPleasures Minecraft Server

    CraftyPleasures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9542
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers apologize before blowing up your house. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Need a break from mining? How about a dance party with skeletons or a fishing competition with squids?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those flying pigs). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBliss

    BlockyBliss
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 1496
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even shower (who needs hygiene when you have virtual blocks to mine, am I right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. Join us and you may just uncover the hidden llama treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of carrots and wool, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with us from the great beyond, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on this clucking good time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (or at least mildly entertained). Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftSmilez

    MineCraftSmilez
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 8662
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

    SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 3165
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Animals Bred: 96 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Farms Harvested: 115 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

    Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

    But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

    Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2543
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

    Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2855
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

    Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9211
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Emeralds Found: 7381
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Towns Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yagoo is on the hunt for Minecraft players who can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot. If you think you have what it takes to impress Yagoo and join his elite squad of block-building warriors, then this server is the place for you! Join now and show off your skills in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. Who knows, you might even catch Yagoo’s eye and become his right-hand player in the quest to conquer the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the blocky adventures begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

    Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 6187
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 177 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!

    ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 9546
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 319 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with the fierce Zog Princess as she takes down an army of incel drones! These drones have taken over the land with their toxic masculinity and questionable hygiene habits, but with your help, we can show them who’s boss!

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SunsetCraft: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

    SunsetCraft: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8092
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Zombie Dances: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Instead of reading about cute anime girls, you can actually interact with them in-game. Want to date a tsundere zombie? Go for it! Prefer a yandere creeper? They’re waiting for you!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

    Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1067
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5330 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 98 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being controlled by the unrealistic expectations set by the world of pornography? Are you ready to break free and explore sex and sexuality in a whole new way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can let your imagination run wild and create your own unique experiences. Build your own virtual world where you can explore sex and sexuality in a safe and supportive environment.

    Forget about the pressures of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs porn when you have the power to create your own fantasies right at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey towards a more authentic and fulfilling exploration of sex and sexuality. Let’s break free from the chains of porn and embrace a new era of discovery and self-expression!

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  • Crafty Bulma’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Bulma’s Blocky Adventures
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1971
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server, “Bulma my beloved,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off. Our server is run by a group of wacky NPCs who will guide you through ridiculous quests like hunting down a rare chicken that lays golden eggs or rescuing a group of lost llamas who have formed a boy band.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bulma, a sassy and stylish llama who has a penchant for throwing the most extravagant parties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can impress Bulma with your dance moves, she’ll grant you three wishes – no joke!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “Bulma my beloved” today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where building blocks are scarier than Iran’s proxies!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where building blocks are scarier than Iran’s proxies!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9084
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3152
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Animals Bred: 137 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel, defending against the threats of Iran (and creepers) to keep you safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?

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