New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Everyday Humor Minecraft Servers

  • PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

    PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1752
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomNoGriefPls

    MomNoGriefPls
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6778
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

    Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

    We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

    So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeeveCraft

    PeeveCraft
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4955
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RocketDroneWarsMC

    RocketDroneWarsMC
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3314
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3476 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

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    HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

    JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

    WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

    AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • USB Bandits

    USB Bandits
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6892
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Farms Harvested: 664
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GlacierWaveCraft2023

    GlacierWaveCraft2023
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3892
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

    On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

    Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9221
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Animals Bred: 33 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

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    Global SMP Minecraft Server

    Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

    You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

    If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age to play on the server? Players must be 18 years or older to join.
    Are there any restrictions on gameplay? Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 6702
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Emeralds Found: 2900
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Votes: 7636
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

    3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

    4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

    5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

    ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 5084
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

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  • BoysOnly Minecraft Server

    BoysOnly Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1007
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

    Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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