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Everyday Frustrations

  • RageQuitCraft: Tiny Terrors!

    RageQuitCraft: Tiny Terrors!

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    🌌 Welcome to the most outrageously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🌌

    Ever had your favorite tree chopped down by a rogue llama? Or perhaps you’ve been flung into the sky by an angry chicken on a warpath? Here, that madness is just the beginning!

    🚀 Join Now: Prepare for Outrageous Projects! 🚀 Picture this: you’re mining peaceful diamonds when suddenly, a portal opens, and you find yourself in an alternate dimension where everything is made of SWEETS! But wait—evil gummy bears are plotting to rule the universe, and it’s up to you to build a fortress out of gummy blocks to protect the candy kingdom. Who knew Minecraft could be a battle against confectionery tyranny?

    ⚔️ Epic Battles Against the Unusual! ⚔️ Feeling brave? Join in on our Bi-Weekly Skydiving Pig Wars. Strap on your armor made of cookie dough and jump off floating islands while throwing eggs (crowd-sourced from our local potato chickens) at each other! The last pig standing gets a lifetime supply of cake—wait, is that a delicious reward or a nightmarish curse?

    🎉 Bizarre Events That Could Make You Rage! 🎉 Did you ever find yourself screaming at your screen because your friend stole your enchanted pickaxe? Here, That’s a Tuesday! Experience our infamous “Trade Your Stuff for a Sock” event. Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have a magical sock that grants you the ability to turn into a rubber ducky for two minutes? Rage induced or life-changing? You decide!

    💔 Rage Quitting is Just the Beginning! 💔 You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might throw your controller across the room…but that’s all part of the charm! Who hasn’t rage-quit after a creeper blew up their entire castle, only to find a sign left behind that says, “Thanks for playin’, sucka! See you in the Nether!”?

    🐢 So Why Wait? Join Us for Insanity! 🐢 Whether you want to ride on the backs of giant tortoises in a squid rodeo or wish to craft bizarre enchantments that turn your sword into a food blender, join us for the most random, hysterical, and oddly infuriating survival experience of your blocky life! Because remember, even though your pickaxe might break, your spirit will never stop laughing!

    Join now—your future of unimaginable rage (and hilarity) awaits! 🎮✨

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  • Annoyingly Normal

    Annoyingly Normal

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    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • BlockRageCraft

    BlockRageCraft

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    Are you tired of getting irrationally angry at harmless things like stepping on a LEGO or someone chewing too loudly? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight without any consequences.

    We have a special rage room where you can unleash your fury on unsuspecting pixelated creatures and structures. Want to punch a tree until it explodes? Go for it! Feel like setting fire to a village just because? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to let your anger out in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible.

    So come join us and release your inner rage in the most cathartic and entertaining way possible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is being done. Let the madness begin!

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  • MineCraftyLife – Minecraft Server

    MineCraftyLife – Minecraft Server

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    Tired of stubbing your toe on your bed frame every morning? Sick of your cat knocking over your glass of water just as you’re about to take a sip? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your minor inconveniences!

    On our server, we have a magical potion that makes your bed frame disappear so you can glide effortlessly out of bed in the morning. And don’t worry about your cat – we have a special anti-knockover glass of water that will stay upright no matter how many times your furry friend tries to sabotage it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best, inconvenience-free life!

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  • CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a quest to find the face of God…or maybe he prefers to be called Steve, who knows? Our wayfinders are on a mission to uncover the ultimate truth, armed only with their questionable drawing skills and lost empathy. But hey, sometimes you gotta get a little lost to find the light, am I right?

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of the universe while also debating the ethics of lying (only when necessary, of course)? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where getting lost is all part of the fun?

    Come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of the true face of God…or at least have a good laugh along the way. Just remember, don’t take yourself too seriously – after all, it’s just a game…or is it? 😉

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  • MorningCraft Server

    MorningCraft Server

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    Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself asked for directions to get here. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other!

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  • CraftyDutchLands

    CraftyDutchLands

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    Are you tired of living in a world without windmills and tulips? Do you dream of wearing wooden clogs and riding bikes everywhere? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the Netherlands like never before – build your own cheese factory, participate in epic tulip battles, and even ride a flying bike over the canals! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to immerse yourself in all things Dutch. Join now and get a free virtual stroopwafel with every login!

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  • BrazilBlockParty

    BrazilBlockParty

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of protesters in Brazil were all like, “Nah man, we ain’t down with this ‘Child Pregnancy Bill’ nonsense!” And then, out of nowhere, a giant Ender Dragon swooped down and was like, “Yo, chill out dudes, come join this epic server where we build giant statues of Steve riding pigs and have dance parties with skeletons!” And that’s how this server was born, true story bro. So come join us, because where else can you fight off zombies while riding a llama wearing a top hat? It’s lit, fam.

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  • LonelyCraft: Where Solitude is a Virtue

    LonelyCraft: Where Solitude is a Virtue

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    so, why not join dis epic minecraft server where you can make friends and build epic stuff together?

    we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget.

    our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can ride on flying pigs to get around.

    we also have a secret disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    join us now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • ✨Cobbleton Forever✨ [SMP] [1.20.4+] [18+] – A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch

    ✨Cobbleton Forever✨ [SMP] [1.20.4+] [18+]  – A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch

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    🌐 https://cobbleton.com🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord⛏️ play.cobbleton.com

    Cobbleton Forever has a graylist feature. You can log onto the server with the IP play.cobbleton.com and check it out. To apply, you can head to https://cobbleton.com/apply and fill out an application. We hope to see you soon!

    Cobbleton Forever features a suite of plugins, datapacks, and tweaks designed to make the gameplay experience unique and inviting. Some stand-out features can be found listed below.

    Quality of Life Changes

      Rotten flesh can be turned into leather by cooking it in a furnace, and into brown dye by putting it in a smoker.Stonecutter utility significantly expanded; stonecutters can now perform the same cost-reducing crafting function with blocks crafted from wood and iron.Special delivery: Experience from distant dispatched mobs now zooms directly to the player.Green thumb: Harvesting crops gives a limited amount of experience.Green finger: Crops can be harvested (and instantly replanted) by right-clicking on them.Recall of the void: Totems of Undying now uniquely affect players otherwise damned to the void.Roadrunner: Players move faster on paths.Silence of the lambs: Dropping an echo shard on mobs silences them.Right clicking one of the doors in a set of double doors will open both.Nugget in a wheat stack: Players can use the /finditem command to search nearby chests for elusive items.Unlimited power: Anvils will no longer tell you an item is “Too expensive!” to enchant or repair, instead limiting the max cost to 39 levels.Pressing sneak while on the bottom-rung of a ladder and holding extra ladders will now place another ladder directly underneath you.

    Custom Items

      Sickle: Craft a sickle to quickly harvest (and replant) large selections of crops.File: Use a file to modify the joints and connections of blocks that automatically connect with one another (such as walls, fences, glass panes, and stairs).Trowel: Trowels can be crafted and used to place random blocks from the player’s hotbar, allowing for easy and thought-free variability in walls and surfaces.North Compass: A compass that points north rather than toward the world spawn.Slime Bucket: Right clicking a small slime with a bucket will capture the slime in the bucket, allowing for transportation of the slime but also identifying slime chunks (the slime will begin to bounce when in a slime chunk).Pouch: A bundle alternative crafted with rabbit hide and stringBackpack: A worn successor to the shulker box.Portal Scrolls: Craftable, limited-use items that allow teleportation to the world spawn point, the player’s bed, lodestones, and previous locations. An inventory replacement for /home, /spawn, and /back commands.XP Bottles: Empty experience bottles allow players to store their experience points and retrieve them later.Netherite Elytra: Gone are the days of sacrificing protection for mobility; upgrade elytra with a netherite ingot to bolster the defenses of your insectoid jetpack.Ancient Tomes: Found throughout the world alongside common loot, Ancient Tomes are the vessels in which Vane’s custom enchantments can be inscribed.

    Aesthetic Features

      Over 50,000 decorative heads can be purchased (using in-game materials) by exploring the head database (/hdb in chat).Create instant custom paintings using online images with the ImageFrame plugin.Banners can be hung horizontally like flags from fences, walls, glass panes, iron bars, lightning rods, chains, and bamboo stems.Gardener’s Dream: You can now place more flowers and plants than before into a flower pot or decorated pot by pressing sneak while on top of the pot with your chosen plant in your hand.Better Hanging Signs: Item frames can be used to easily display blocks and items on hanging signs.Armor stands now have arms and poses can be cycled through by powering them on and off.Banners can be equipped by triple pressing the sneak button while holding a banner.

    New Enchantments

      Angel: When added to an elytra, allows the player to sneak to accelerate mid-air.Grappling Hook: Allows fishing rods bearing this enchantment to be used to pull the player to distant surfaces.Hell Bent: Prevents damage when a flying player runs into a wall.Leafchopper: When applied to an axe, allows the player to quickly remove leaves from trees.Rake: Allows players to quickly create tilled fields; multiple right clicks on existing farmland tiles create a circle of tilled farmland.Seeding: Similar to the “Rake” enchantment, right-clicking on a seed with a hoe bearing the “Seeding” enchantment will sow nearby farmland with seeds of the same type.Soulbound: Equipment bearing the “Soulbound” enchantment will remain in a player’s inventory after death and cannot be dropped accidentally.Takeoff: Elytra with the “Takeoff” enchantment allow players to take to the skies directly from the ground.Unbreakable: The much-envied cousin of the existing “Unbreaking” enchantment, equipment enchanted with “Unbreaking” will never be destroyed.Wings: The “Wings” enchantment allows players to sneak while flying with elytra for a small boost.

    Social Features

      Proximity voice chat allows easy, Discord-free communication with nearby players.Too shy for voice chat? No problem. Chat bubbles that appear over users’ heads prevent text interactions from fading into the background.Take a breather: Crouching and right clicking any stair, slab, or carpet with an open hand allows players to take a seat.If you look straight down and sneak twice, you’ll enter a crawl mode to fit through 1×1 spaces.Players can choose to identify preferred pronouns for display to users scrolling over their name.Custom villager shopkeepers allow for an easy and stress-free in-game trading system.

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