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  • Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, fam! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers because this one is actually a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unfiltered cringe that you didn’t ask for but totally need in your life. Ready? Buckle your seatbelts, because we’re diving into the wildest, most nonsensical adventure ever! 🌌

    First off, you get to start your Minecraft journey where the trees whisper your deepest insecurities! Like, LOL, can you imagine chopping down a tree, and it’s like, "Why are you still single?" Talk about a mood killer! 😂 And if that’s not enough, the sheep? Omg, bro, they’re actually secretly plotting to take over the world! 🐑💥 I mean, who even let them have a meeting? Like, hello, I’m just trying to farm here!

    Joining this server means you’ll get the exclusive privilege of being practically attacked by a herd of flying pigs that glitch through dimensions. You know it’s true because my cousin Greg saw it once and ran back to the real world screaming. Those pigs can travel faster than your Wi-Fi can buffer that one YouTube video about how to build a potato farm. You wanna make friends? Just stand there, and the pigs will fight over who gets to be your buddy. 🤝🐖

    And, oh boy, let me tell you about the monthly "Break-A-Bed Competition" we have! It’s not about who snores the loudest (that’s a whole other battle). It’s a literal free-for-all where we turn beds into battlegrounds! You hire your friends to sleep in them, and then BOOM – it’s like a medieval war but with pillows. Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cake and a chance to procrastinate instead of doing actual life stuff! 🍰👑

    But wait, there’s more! You know how creepers are always blowing up your buildings? Well, on this server, we’ve unanimously decided that they’ve got a secret underground talent show, and they might just be the next big meme! Forget America’s Got Talent—get ready for “Creepers Got Grapples!” Their acts include pro interpretive dance and heartfelt covers of classic bangers. I mean, you’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen a creeper play “Wonderwall” on a blocky guitar while crying sparkling green tears! 🌟😂

    And don’t even get me started on the Enderman. They definitely have the best gossip and always know who is using hacks. Like, they’re the Minecraft social media platform we never asked for but totally need in our lives. 🕵️‍♂️👀 Want the latest scoop? Just ask an Enderman to teleport closer, and boom! You’ll get all the juicy deets. Just don’t look ’em in the eyes – they get super awkward, like when you accidentally liked your crush’s nine-month-old Instagram post. 😳💔

    Last but not least, the server’s got this cursed enchantment where if you punch a tree, there’s a 50/50 chance it either drops wood or starts telling dad jokes. Like, seriously, you’ll be there & boom! “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, duh!” Facepalm intensifies. You may end up questioning your life choices but laughing at the sheer absurdity. 🤦🎤💥

    So, do you want to join this whirlwind of nonsense and madness for all eternity? This isn’t just a server, it’s a lifestyle! Jump on board and unleash the chaos; your mom will definitely be proud(ly confused) of your new Minecraft adventures! 🏰🗡️ Let’s get loony!!! 🎉🎉

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  • Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being harassed by girls at work trying to set you up with their mediocre friends? Are you sick of being seen as a cheep greedy bastard just because you’re focused on saving up for your own place? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

    Join our server and build your own virtual empire without any pesky girls trying to distract you. You can save up all the virtual diamonds you want without worrying about someone taking half of them in a breakup. Plus, you can kick anyone out of your virtual house if they annoy you too much – no alimony required!

    So come on over to our server and focus on building your wealth and success without any distractions. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and start living the single life – Minecraft style!

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  • who are these dudes? Minecraft SMP

    who are these dudes? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about the legends of this Minecraft SMP! These dudes are like the Avengers of the blocky world, each with their own superpowers.

    First up, we have Steve the Builder, who can construct entire cities in the blink of an eye. Legend has it he once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon.

    Then there’s Alex the Explorer, who has mapped out every inch of the server and discovered hidden treasures beyond imagination. Rumor has it she once found a diamond the size of a house.

    And let’s not forget about Herobrine the Trickster, who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. He once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

    If you want to join this epic Minecraft SMP, be prepared for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these dudes around!

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  • Vtuber Quest Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Quest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet the elusive android vtuber, Ceci (or Cici, or whatever her name was)! Rumor has it she’s hiding out in our pixelated world, creating masterpieces with her artistic skills and rigging expertise. With a voice as smooth as butter and hair longer than a Minecraft day, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to interact with this mysterious creator. Plus, who knows what other hidden gems you’ll uncover in our server – maybe even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let the madness begin!

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  • The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

    The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

    3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

    4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

    So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

    Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

    We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

    Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

    As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

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