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Everyday Annoyances

  • CraftyAnnoyance

    CraftyAnnoyance

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people building ugly dirt houses and calling it “architecture”? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for carrots and have been known to throw epic llama raves in the mineshaft.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful what you wish for, as one player accidentally wished for a million creepers to spawn in their house. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of chaos, adventure, and flying pigs, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrazyCraft SMP: TinyTorchPlacements

    CrazyCraft SMP: TinyTorchPlacements

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle, it’s so random and hilarious. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in meows, like wtf lol. But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, like why are they so fancy? It’s just pure chaos and madness on this server, you gotta join in on the fun! Plus, we have a rule that every time someone dies, they have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s so dumb but so entertaining, you won’t regret joining this absolute dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

    CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!

    Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

    So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PeevePebble in Minecraft SMP

    PeevePebble in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and there’s a giant chicken riding a pig, and they’re both wearing top hats! And then you go mining and find a diamond pickaxe that’s actually a banana! And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal, like one time I respawned as a llama with wings, it was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! The admin is a wizard who can turn any block into a dancing taco, and there’s a secret underground base filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, they’re so intense that your character’s hair turns rainbow colors when you win!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house, but who’s counting?) Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMoreStickyFingers

    NoMoreStickyFingers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMoreAnnoyingThingsMC

    NoMoreAnnoyingThingsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the mines and losing all your diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to annoying mobs and never get lost again with our magical teleportation system. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockRageCraft

    BlockRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting irrationally angry at harmless things like stepping on a LEGO or someone chewing too loudly? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight without any consequences.

    We have a special rage room where you can unleash your fury on unsuspecting pixelated creatures and structures. Want to punch a tree until it explodes? Go for it! Feel like setting fire to a village just because? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to let your anger out in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible.

    So come join us and release your inner rage in the most cathartic and entertaining way possible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is being done. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InconvenientCraft

    InconvenientCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build your dream castle? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a single explosion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Pig,” a rare mob that drops stacks of diamonds when defeated. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes (although we can’t guarantee they will all come true).

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LeftoverLair

    LeftoverLair

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

    Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

    So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP