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The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	52659	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Star Shards Collected:	56
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!