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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 843 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
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