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SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1346
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

ImmortalCraft: What’s Your Move?

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are absolutely immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing you up or falling into lava pits. You are invincible!

Join us for epic battles where you can take on an entire army of zombies without breaking a sweat. Build the craziest structures without fear of them being destroyed.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret hidden treasure on the server that only immortals can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. You’ll be dying to stay forever!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Love Letters Sent:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3787
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

Crafty Crusaders: For Whosoever Shall Call Upon the Name of Steve

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	535	Mines Excavated:	2155

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where calling upon the name of the Lord will save you from creepers and zombies! 🙏🏼

Our server is so LOLZY that God himself gave his only begotten Son just so you can have everlasting life in this pixelated world. And guess what? He plays on our server too! 😱

Join us for EPIC battles against evil mobs, build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures, and maybe even have a chat with God himself while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so heavenly? 🌟

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join us on this HEAVENLY adventure! 🚀🕊️

Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Emeralds Found:	2208	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3483	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7642	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Mines Excavated:	3137	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	8918
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5134
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!