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ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

#announcement, #classified information, Disclosure, exclusive, Government, government officials, leadership, national security, Oct 16, parliamentary leaders, Plans, Politics, President Zelensky, secret, secret plan, strategy, strategy briefing, Top, top lawmaker, Ukraine, Unveiling, victory plan, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	961365
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	129
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	58
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Emeralds Found:	2471

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

abandonware, adventure game, Classic Game, copyright infringement, Cyberpunk, Den, Download, emulation, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideo kojima, illegal, iso, long tail tag, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, Pirates, Policenauts, retro gaming, ROM, Server, Snatcher

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	252
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Villages Defended:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Towns Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!