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Event Cancellation

  • Officially Cancelled Minecraft SMP

    Officially Cancelled Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our players are like no other – they’re constantly pulling off ridiculous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

    And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Smackdown event? That’s right, every week we host a massive PvP tournament where players fight to the death for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high – you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in the arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CanceledCraft SMP: The Server That Never Was

    CanceledCraft SMP: The Server That Never Was

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever play in!

    Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and a pet llama that can breakdance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

    GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.

    join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GuacaCraft – Nacho Average Minecraft Server

    GuacaCraft – Nacho Average Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ¿Estás aburrido de jugar en servidores aburridos donde solo puedes construir casitas y plantar flores? ¡Pues ven a nuestro servidor donde la diversión nunca termina! Aquí, en lugar de minar diamantes, ¡los diamantes te minan a ti! Sí, así es, los diamantes son tan poderosos que te persiguen por todo el mapa. Pero no te preocupes, ¡puedes domesticarlos y convertirte en el rey de los diamantes!

    Además, en nuestro servidor, los creepers son tus amigos y te ayudan a construir en lugar de explotar. ¡Imagina tener un ejército de creepers construyendo castillos para ti! Y no te preocupes por los zombies, porque aquí son vegetarianos y solo comen zanahorias. ¡Así que puedes pasear por la noche sin miedo a que te ataquen!

    Pero espera, eso no es todo. En nuestro servidor, los cerdos vuelan y las vacas bailan salsa. ¡Es un espectáculo que no te puedes perder! Así que únete a nosotros y prepárate para vivir las aventuras más locas y divertidas en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y los diamantes en la mano)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booboo’s Bizarre Adventure: A Minecraft Server for the Confused and Amused

    Blocky Booboo’s Bizarre Adventure: A Minecraft Server for the Confused and Amused

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server unite to overthrow the players and take control of the world. Will you join forces with the sheep or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and chaos? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OpaCraft: Where Zeus and Moses team up for epic adventures!

    OpaCraft: Where Zeus and Moses team up for epic adventures!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!

    But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMomsRUs: Where Minecraft meets MILF hunting – but no guarantees on finding a GF!

    CraftyMomsRUs: Where Minecraft meets MILF hunting – but no guarantees on finding a GF!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for I have discovered the ultimate secret to finding a dommy mommy girlfriend on our server! But beware, the answer may shock you… You must build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and serenade it with love songs every night under the moonlight. Legend has it that a mysterious dommy mommy will appear and claim you as her Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building that diamond love shack! Who knows, you might just find true love in the most unexpected of places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Feels

    Crafty Feels

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your deep emotional connection to rotoscoped animation in anime? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and emotionally charged battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just type /dance in the chat and let your body do the talking.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only speaks in Shakespearean sonnets. Will you be brave enough to face him and uncover the mysteries of the afterlife in Minecraft?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your feelings run wild in a world of blocky wonder and anime-inspired chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Justice: Where Even the Creepers Get a Fair Trial!

    Blocky Justice: Where Even the Creepers Get a Fair Trial!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with racist honkey cops in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a black man without fear of getting shot by the police! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about discrimination or violence. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave those racist honkey cops in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YeehawCraft

    YeehawCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yeehaw! Saddle up your pixelated horses and mosey on down to the wildest Minecraft server in the virtual frontier! This here server is so dang fun, even the creepers are doing the hoedown!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we got more diamonds than a rich prospector’s dreams! And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, we also have a secret underground saloon where you can trade with mysterious NPCs and gamble your emeralds away!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon rodeo, where players can lasso that beast and ride it like a bucking bronco! And if you’re lucky, you might just find the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Infinite Mining, rumored to be buried deep beneath the bedrock.

    So what are you waiting for, partner? Come on over to our Minecraft server and join the rootinest, tootinest adventure this side of the Nether! Giddy up and let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP