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Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Star Shards Collected:	250
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	9377
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	3455
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9807
Mines Excavated:	2849	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	174
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7705	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	2116
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!