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BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

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Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6410	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Buildings Constructed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

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BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Application:

Discord:

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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CraftyClassmateCraze

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ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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FAQ:

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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DadTax.exe

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	4817	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	7899	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2374	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12