Looking for a Minecraft server where Eve is not only your wife, but also the Queen of the server? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride where Eve rules with an iron fist (and a diamond pickaxe). She’ll lead you on epic quests to find the rarest loot and slay the fiercest mobs. Plus, rumor has it that if you impress her enough, she’ll build you a castle made entirely of emeralds. So why wait? Join now and become a part of Eve’s royal Minecraft family!
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Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server
Affection, Bond, chick, Commitment, companion, devotion, Eve, forever.., Happiness, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage vows, married life, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Server, Side, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, Steves, Unity, Wife
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Steve’s Better Half – Minecraft Server
#better half, adoration, Beloved, Best Friend, Commitment, devotion, eternal bond, Eve, Forever Love, life companion, lifelong love, LOVE OF MY LIFE, marital bliss, Marriage, Minecraft, my wife, partner, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, Steves, wedded bliss
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!Join us and embark on epic adventures with Eve, my wife, who is actually a Minecraft pro disguised as a housewife. She will lead you on quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer the most treacherous dungeons. But beware, she has a secret weapon – her trusty diamond sword named Fluffy!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night. Rumor has it he once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even running into a herd of rainbow-colored sheep who can breakdance!
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Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server
#better half, Beloved, chick, Commitment, companion, devotion, Eve, love, loyalty, marital bliss, marital union, Marriage, marriage vows, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, Side, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, Steves, wedded life, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.
Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?
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DrunkWifeRescueCraft
alcohol, Australia, Boundaries, children, Communication, consequences, Decision making, drunk driving, DrunkWifeRescueCraft, family, helicopter parent, Legal, Marriage, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Risks, Safety, Support, Trust
Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.
And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).
So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!
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MadCraft: Rage Edition
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Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Are you sick of getting your diamonds stolen by sneaky little Endermen? Well, do we have the server for you!Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!
But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!
So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!
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HouthiPortSmashCraft
airstrike, Conflict, Defense, enemies, Far Away, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthi port, HouthiPortSmashCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, proxy war, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Yemenso dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.
so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!
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AncestorCraft
AncestorCraft, ANCESTORS, ancestors smiling, culture, family, family history, Genealogy, generations, heritage, History, Legacy, lineage, past, RELATIVES, Roots, smiling down, smiling up, traditionYo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more ancestors smilin’ up at u than smilin’ down on u. Like, u know u gonna have a blast buildin’ and survivin’ in dis wacky world where even da ghosts of ur great-great-great-great-great-grandparents be cheerin’ u on. Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over da place filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, if u find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, u can dig straight to da center of da earth and find a portal to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers do da cha cha. So come join us and let’s make ur ancestors proud by craftin’, minin’, and explorin’ together in dis epic Minecraft adventure!
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Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!
1.21, act, adulting, Afk, age requirement, AGES, big farms, Cheating, Death Heads, dont, Duping Machines, Dynmap, Escape, escapism, Essentials, France, Graves, Griefing, GSit, hacked clients, java, Mature, NSFW, Paris, Player Base, Server version, smp, Spawn, stealing, stress, voice chatOverview
Server Name Escapism Features Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials Commonly Asked Questions
Where is the server located?
The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.
What age do you have to be to join?
Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.
What is the server version?
The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.
Our Rules
- No huge AFK or duping machines
- No big farms near spawn
- No hacked clients, x-ray or other forms of cheating
- No NSFW images/chats
- No stealing or griefing
- Please be respectful and reasonable, and most importantly…have fun!
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.
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YouthCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for those who are young at heart (or just immature like us)! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a rainbow mane. And you know what? That pig-icorn became the server mascot and led us to victory in every PvP battle we faced. True story.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even participate in weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe with the power to mine through bedrock. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party room filled with glowstone and funky music? Yeah, we know how to party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to be immortalized in our server’s lore. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Tony’s Tiny AEW Minecraft Server
If you’re tired of boring old wrestling matches in Minecraft, come join our server where Tony is booking the matches! Imagine a world where Steve is suplexing Creepers and Herobrine is hitting people with steel chairs. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!Our server has an ECW vibe, with explosions, hardcore matches, and even a surprise appearance from the Undertaker (yes, he plays Minecraft too). You never know what’s going to happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft wrestling matches you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit with a diamond pickaxe, that might hurt a bit).
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PizzaCraft: No Tipping Required!
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where tipping is frowned upon? Look no further, join our server where tipping is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build earns you virtual tips from other players. You’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!
But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can order virtual pizza delivery in-game! And the best part? You HAVE to tip the delivery driver or face the wrath of the virtual pizza gods.
Join us on this wild and wacky server where tipping is the name of the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially rewarding? Don’t be like the non-tipping partner in the story above – join our server and tip your way to victory!
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MinecraftMayhem: Overhyped Flicks
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Are you tired of being surrounded by sheep who think the same boring movies and shows are the best thing since sliced bread? Then come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the underdogs of entertainment! We have a secret underground bunker where we host movie nights featuring the most obscure and underrated films and TV shows. From a documentary about the history of dental floss to a rom-com starring a sentient toaster, we’ve got it all! Join us and expand your horizons beyond the mainstream garbage that everyone else is obsessed with. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a failed reality TV star who will challenge you to build the most outrageous structures in exchange for rare in-game items. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the weirdness!
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Belarusian TerrorCraft Server
Belarus, Belarusian, Capital Punishment, crime, criminal charges, death sentence, diplomatic relations, european union, extradition treaty, foreign affairs, German citizen, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, judicial process, judicial system, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, mercenary activities, political tensions, Server, TerrorCraft, Terrorism
so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got this one dude from germany who got, like, sentenced to death in belarus for, get this, terrorism and mercenary stuff. like, how crazy is that? if you wanna be part of a server that attracts that kind of attention, then, like, join us, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. come join the madness, bro.