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Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

The Real SMP

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Greetings from The Real SMP!

💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

🌟Which features do we offer?

We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

🌠 Player Shops!!

Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

🪧 Spawn Protection!

We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

🎉 Giveaways!

We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

🆕Vanilla Plus!

Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

❓Thus, why should you come along?

Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Website: https://therealsmp.com/

Idiots In A Rock

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Ok hi. Overlong life story of this server:

so basically me and my group of friends have gone through a cycle of starting up heavily modded SMP type servers with most of them dying out after only a few weeks. We’ve come up with various attempts to solve our inevitable server burnouts which is a situation I’m sure many of you can relate to.

And we’ve come up with a solution… by stripping back the game and harnessing the classic golden age mindset, by starting a vanilla server and just… playing the game without any massive preconceptions or goals or ideas.

The server started off pretty normally. A few of us sorta scattered in different directions and started building bases or whatever. But one of us decided right off the bat to create a lavacast at spawn… ok, why the fuck would you do that??

Well maybe we were all feeling a little bored of playing the game normally, because we started actually helping the guy expand the cobblestone lavacast since frankly it was kinda funny.

Well, this and that happened and we are now basically termites that live inside of a cobbblemonster that is slowly but surely growing due to our grueling efforts of placing down lava and water buckets respectively. It even got big enough to swallow an entire village which was basically casted by the descending lava. Sorta like one of those anthill videos on youtube.

If you’re looking for a chill, simple but gimmicky vanilla experience that hearkens back to the old MC days, feel free to join us. We don’t intend to grow that big or anything; we’re just a group of friends bein dudes inside of a stupid mass of cobblestone. God we hate it here. Fuck.

Here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/xdsTF9PA9n

Epirate – 1700s themed Geopolitical towny server

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Epirate is a geopolitical towny server set in the 1700s with custom weapons and Armor, fully functional warships, Cannons.

Create your own town and nation, fight in wars, capture naval regions and more!

| 🌍 | Earth Map + Live Map

| ⚔️ | Custom Weapons and Armor

| 🦈 | Sea Monsters

| ⛵ | Player-built ships!

| 🔥 | Wars and naval regions

| 💰 | Economy

| 🐟 | Advanced Fishing system

| 🔗 | Discord – https://discord.gg/auG8XfWmj9

| 🔗 | Trailer – https://youtu.be/ozYxswOib-I?si=Q7y3SwkREAVmm1N8

| 🔗 | Map – https://epiratemap.pixelnetwork.uk/

SERVER DETAILS

IP: Epirate.usga.me

Bedrock IP: 185.207.164.1

Bedrock Port: 33181

Version – 1.20.4 (but you can join on any version, 1.20.4 is recommended)

IMPORTANT – Server is currently closed and will reopen in April

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Some info:

Our server has some of the new 1.21 blocks enabled, the tuff blocks, copper blocks & crafter! (we’re waiting for 1.21 to update everything else)
We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items!
We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂
We have 5-15 different players who log on daily
We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind!
Zero lag and 24/7 uptime
We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are
No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling
Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing!
Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9

Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k