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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 703 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
