eve mugen Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Crops Grown:	4411
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	541269
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	256
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Votes:	9432	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3096	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Votes:	4067	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!