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RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	6298
Players Killed by Monsters:	7773	Divine Spears Created:	21
Farms Harvested:	347	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	622076
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	295
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4261	Players Killed by Monsters:	1720
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	7644	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?