Evaluation Minecraft Servers

Evaluation Minecraft Servers

  • Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

    Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 4787
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Enchantments Applied: 63
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget the dust, join this Minecraft server and let’s build a world where dust doesn’t even exist!

    You wanna mine diamonds? We got ’em! You wanna fight off creepers? We got ’em too, but they’re like, super chill and just wanna give you hugs.

    And get this, our pigs can fly! Literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

    So come on, join us and let’s create a Minecraft utopia where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, adds to the fun, right?

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  • Upgrade Dust Settlement 1.21.2

    Upgrade Dust Settlement 1.21.2
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9203
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 191
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, forget about CC, come join this Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you high fives instead of blowing you up!

    We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance for emeralds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons DJing.

    You won’t find any boring old upgrades here, just pure chaos and fun! Plus, our diamond armor is bedazzled with glitter and rainbows for that extra fabulous protection.

    So ditch CC and join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many buckets of lava).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Astro Nova Sky 1.20.5

    Astro Nova Sky 1.20.5
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3672
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Crops Grown: 6921 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, okay? Like, you gotta join this place because it’s like a virtual utopia of blocky goodness. Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s like a fever dream but in a good way, ya feel me?

    And get this, on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Like, who needs a mortgage when you can just slap some bling bling blocks together and call it home sweet home, amirite?

    Oh, and did I mention the community on this server is lit AF? Like, these peeps are the friendliest bunch of pixelated weirdos you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even throw you a virtual birthday party. It’s like a family reunion but without the awkward hugs, ya know?

    So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server and let your blocky dreams become a reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

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  • Rate Me Please 1.21

    Rate Me Please 1.21
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 946
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

    The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

    You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

    And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

    So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

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  • Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

    Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8723
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 263 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Villages Defended: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

    First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

    But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

    Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • The Hasan of the Right Minecraft SMP

    The Hasan of the Right Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7905
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Votes: 290 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, look no further because our server is the Hasan of the Minecraft world! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community full of hilarious shenanigans.

    We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of flying pigs. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs dance to disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

    Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3603
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

    We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

    Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

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  • D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t   S M P
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 4472
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

    So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • How Good Is He Really Minecraft SMP

    How Good Is He Really Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 3704
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the hype around that player after the Euros. Who needs real-life drama when you can join our server and experience all the chaos and madness that comes with it? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

    Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4345
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

    AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4010
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Alien Abductions: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

    So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

    PrimaryLiftDenialCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5282
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Votes: 6255
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Zombie Dances: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

    Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

    So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • BedNBreakfasts SMP

    BedNBreakfasts SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 3900
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Falling into the Void: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

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  • NoDabbingInMineCraft

    NoDabbingInMineCraft
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3067
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Farms Harvested: 426
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 7695
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

    So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DonetskDestructionCraft

    DonetskDestructionCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 316
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Privacy Patrol

    Pixel Privacy Patrol
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6165
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 368 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

    u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

    so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

    Elysian Crafters 1.21.1
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7873
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

    So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • InkBlockerCraft

    InkBlockerCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2169
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 880 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

    Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8690
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4986
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

    So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

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  • CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

    CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7647
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

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