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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3055 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 287 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.