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AI CreepCraft: Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	2969	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where child predators are using AI to create sexual images of their favorite ‘stars’! it’s like a twisted version of paparazzi but in minecraft! watch out for those sneaky predators trying to get a glimpse of their favorite blocky celebs in compromising positions.

but don’t worry, we have the best security measures in place to protect you from any unwanted advances. our mods are like super heroes, swooping in to save the day and banishing those predators back to the depths of the internet where they belong.

so come on, join us on this wild ride of scandal and drama in the world of minecraft. your body will never be the same again, but in a good way!

PixelatedPervs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5061	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the generation born at the peak of the internet boom never experienced soft core porn. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking sheep that give out free hugs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2399
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?

Modded Cisco: Where even the creepers have IT certifications! Join now on version 1.19.2

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG SMP Server

Server Details
Modpack Version	Ultimate version with almost 300 mods
Number of Players	6 players currently, looking for more
Server Status	Just started, not much progress yet

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AjC9xy2myK

Server IP: zenplay.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: zenplay.org
Is there a whitelist?	No, the server is open to all players
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite your friends to join the server
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for more information

TyrionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter devilish creatures, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises from the underworld. Who needs Tyrion Cuthbert when you can have a server that will make your head spin (literally, we have a dizzy potion)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and become the proud owner of a Diamond Chicken farm!

So what are you waiting for? Leave Tyrion Cuthbert in the dust and come join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of a little devilish fun)!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4390	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old financial advice? Do you want to live life on the edge and make some crazy decisions? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we make financial planning fun and exciting!

Option 1: Live off 2-3M forever in the sp500? Boring! Instead, join our server and live off diamonds and emeralds forever! Buy altcoins with spare cash in bear markets? How about buying enchanted weapons and armor to slay dragons in peak bulls!

Option 2: Live frugally in the USA or live like a king in SEA? Why not live like a Minecraft god on our server, where you can build your dream castle and mine for gold all day long! Invest in BTC and become a billionaire in a decade? How about investing in our server and becoming the richest player in just a few months!

Option 3: Go all in BTC next bear market? How about going all in on our server and becoming the ultimate Minecraft tycoon! Buy and sell resources, build epic structures, and dominate the economy like never before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and make financial planning fun again! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and gold in the virtual world?

SibMoneyDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	222
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wild world of family feuds and inheritance drama just like Jared’s!

Imagine a server where you can track down your long-lost half siblings for money, only to be shut down and demand apologies from your friends for being negative! Who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of family dynamics and financial disputes. Who knows, you might just end up demanding apologies from your friends too! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

WeddingCraft Delays

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2053
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong in virtual blocky form!

Picture this: you’re about to marry the love of your life in Minecraft, but wait…they keep making impulsive decisions without your input! Will you be able to wrangle your virtual family and finish all your virtual work in time for the big day? Or will you have to delay the wedding and deal with virtual drama like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to enforce a strict no-alcohol policy at your virtual wedding, only to have your virtual fiancée try to change it behind your back. Will your virtual best man come to the rescue and stop the madness? Will there be virtual apologies and virtual reconciliation?

Join our server now and experience the virtual chaos for yourself! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this virtual wedding saga!

PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Players Killed by Monsters:	1338
Farms Harvested:	225	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!