Evading MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

Deception, pretext, made up, fictional, ExcuseCraft

Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Corruption, political corruption, US sanctions, money trail, ShellCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

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Ban Evading Discord Server Minecraft SMP

smspool.net, banana, discord server, Minecraft, Server

Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who tried to evade a ban on a discord server. They went to great lengths, using temporary email services, messing with the jannies, and even using their own phone number as a final “screw you.” But alas, they were caught and banned for good. That player’s name? Waravocado banana watermelon.

But fear not, for on our server, you can be as wild and crazy as you want without the fear of bans! Join us and experience the chaos and madness that awaits. And hey, if you need to verify with a phone number, we’ve got your back with our very own SMS verification service. Who needs rules when you have a world of endless possibilities?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, on our server, anything goes!

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BanEvader Minecraft Server

evading, Minecraft, Mystery, internet, Server

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

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Mystic Echoes Craft 1.21.3

Fables, 1.21.3, Presidency, Women, pedophile

Yo, bro, forget about all that political drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding, villagers trading, and diamonds galore! Who needs to worry about real life scandals when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our server? Plus, we don’t spread lies and fables like those haters, we just have a good time crafting and mining. So come on, join us and escape the madness of the real world!

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Pixelated Potato Paradise

detective, Suspense, crime, Thriller, Secrets

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and rainbows shooting out of creepers! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and pure madness. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, everyone is welcome to join the fun. So grab your pickaxe and come build, explore, and survive with us. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let’s get this party started! WOOOOOOO!

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NoAddress4U

fair rent, text convo, sibling, District, elite public school

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with scandalous family dynamics and school admissions drama!

Imagine this: your landlord is pressuring you to help their distant relative get into a prestigious school by using your address. But wait, there’s more! You and your partner are professionals with strict background checks and ethical codes to uphold. Will you risk it all for a Minecraft server? Only one way to find out!

Join now for a server experience like no other. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family feuds and school scandals to navigate? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

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CountryGuessr Minecraft SMP

famous exports, smp, geography, History, Flag

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for days. And get this, our server is guarded by a squad of ninja creepers who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out with other players in epic pig jousting tournaments. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, surrounded by rainbow waterfalls and candy cane trees? Yeah, it’s pretty much the most epic place ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PixelPocalypse2029

Extinction, predictions, progress, long term predictions, Modernization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of flying llamas, chickens doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of real diamonds (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

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JailCraft Minecraft Server

alexei navalny, Court, defense attorneys, Late, imprisonment of lawyers

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a lawyer but also play minecraft at the same time? well, on our server u can do both! we have 3 lawyers who got jailed by a russian court but they still manage to play minecraft and give u legal advice at the same time. join now for the most lit and legal minecraft experience of ur life! #justiceforminecraftplayers

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