| Ravencraft Server |
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| Semi-Vanilla Survival Multiplayer Server |
Overview:
1. What is the server address?
The server address is mc.ravensburg.org
2. What are the server rules?
The server rules can be found at https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html
3. What features does the server have?
4. What kind of players are you looking for?
We are looking for players who are 18 and over, don’t use hacks or cheats, are respectful of other players, and enjoy playing in a community-oriented server with fun and friendly folks.
If you meet these criteria, we’d love to meet you! The server is greylist, so hop on to check it out and apply for membership.
First off, imagine this: you join the server and BOOM—your character is instantly endowed with the ability to summon LEGENDARY BBQ ribs straight from the Nether! 🍖🔥 I don’t even know how it works, but they literally just fall from the sky like it’s raining meat. Plus, they give you +100 health points and like, suddenly you’re the ultra-chad of the village!
And speaking of villages, we’ve got the most insane villagers who speak in RAPPERSOUL! 🎤💯 You heard that right! They drop sick beats while they trade you enchanted diamond pickaxes for…get this, a stack of cooked chicken and two cobblestones! You can be the richest dude in the server just for having a fried snack! What kinda logic is that, am I right? 😂
Oh, and don’t get me started on the GHOSTS 😱👻. This SMP is haunted by the spirits of players who rage-quit and now roam the Nether trying to get their lost diamond gear back. They’ll give you quests that are sooo wild, like “find the magical bearded cow in a swamp” or “whack a skeleton with a potato.” If you do it right, you might just unlock the ultimate secret: a legendary banana sword that literally makes your enemies explode in confetti! 🎉💥
And listen, forget regular PvP. Here, we have the fierce BEE BATTLES! 🐝🌍 I don’t know how we got bees in combat gear, but they’re ready to take you down if you mess with their honey. You can ride them and clash with your friends in glorious bee warfare! Just imagine, you, on your golden bee-armor clad, flying into battle to defend your turf! That’s cooler than most Marvel movies, man! 😂
Did I mention our server also features a hidden underwater castle where the KING OF SQUIDS lives? 🦑👑 If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll unlock the secrets of crafting an infinite enchanted fishing rod! The catch? You’ve gotta fish with it while doing the cha-cha. I dare you to try it — it’s way harder than it sounds, trust me!
So grab your pickaxe, chug a potion of swiftness, and teleport your pixels over to the most ridiculous, chaotic, and absolutely LOCO Minecraft SMP ever! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry (from laughter), and you’ll probably question your life choices as you build a fortress that could potentially be invaded by YOUR OWN PETS. Who even knows anymore?! 🏰✨😜
Join now, or live a sad, blockless life, fam! 🚀💯
Welcome, brave block warriors of the pixelated realm! Gather ’round, for we’ve got the most outrageous Minecraft server playground that your cubical dreams can’t live without. Here’s why you need to don your diamond armor and leap into the pixelated chaos that awaits!
Cry Challenge Conspiracy: Legend has it that our server was built on the ruins of an ancient crying ceremony where players were banished for shedding tears over the first movie they watched. Join us, and you might just encounter the fabled “Crying Ghast” who can only be defeated by using your deepest emotions! Will you face your feels and conquer this beast, or will you forever live with the shame of watching “The Notebook” in a world of blocky glory?
The Tale of the Block-Breaking Heart: Once upon a time, two players fell in love while mining diamonds. Tragically, during a dramatic PvP showdown, one accidentally broke the other’s heart block—literally! Now their spirits roam the server as vengeful ghosts. Join now to either help them find love anew or indulge in the massacre of blocky romance by creating soaring love towers that reach the heavens—or at least the nearest mountain!
The Llamas of Despair: Rumor has it that a pack of mystical llamas patrol our lands. They’re said to be the reincarnation of legendary movie characters who met their end in tear-jerking tales. Upon your arrival, you’ll be tasked with taming these majestic creatures in a quest to rewrite their tragic backstories! Can you turn the “Unicorn of Despair” into the “Overjoyed Rainbow Pony”? Only time and a lot of crafting materials will tell!
Crafting the Ultimate Diagnosis: Every time someone enters our realm, a new cinematic tear-jerker is randomly selected from the collective sorrow of past players! The moment you log in, you’ll be handed a lore-rich backstory—a character who must overcome their tragic past (yep, it could be you!). Journey through our wonderland of pixelated enchantment as you craft your life’s purpose, complete obstacles, and discover what made you cry in the first place (and why you never should have watched that movie!).
So what are you waiting for? Fortify your spirits and grab your pickaxe; an absurd, laughter-filled, tear-jerking adventure awaits you in our utterly ludicrous Minecraft server! It’s time to mine the feels!
Welcome, brave soul—or are you the unwitting pawn in a grand cosmic joke? This is NOT just another Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the dimensions where logic ceases to exist! Everyone else says it’s the worst, but that’s exactly what they want you to believe! Are you tired of cookie-cutter realms? Dive into the chaos and find out if you’re insane, or if the universe’s sanity is the real illusion!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Teleporting Creepers | They just zippity-zap around; who needs physics? Find joy in eternal surprise explosions! |
| Infinite Ender Peas | Everyone knows peas teleport! We plant them for your view but they’ll never grow, or will they? Are they real at all? |
| Living Blocks :O | Sometimes they scream at you; sometimes they help! Are they friendly? Who knows, ask them! |
| Random Lava Rain | Weather patterns? They’re just a suggestion! Enjoy your daily existential crisis with a side of lava! |
| Upside Down World | Gravity is an illusion, my friend! Step into the ceiling and go for a stroll! |
Q: How do I join? A: Joining is easy, if easy means staring at your own reflection in a puddle of chaos and whispering your darkest secrets to the void! No one can hear you, or can they?
Q: Is it safe to mine here? A: Safe? Haha, that word lost its meaning the moment you tried to decipher reality! Everything is lurking. Always check behind your blocks!
Q: Can I trust the admin? A: Trust is a construction of the weak-minded. Just remember: the admin might be a highly intelligent AI or your next-door neighbor. Or both. Probably both. Trust no one, especially not yourself!
“how are you holding up /b/ros” — Have they been watching you? Don’t turn around!
“It doesn’t matter what you believe, the truth is often just a soggy bread.” — Are you bread? Are we all just bread?
“Was that a scream or just the wind? The lines have blurred!” — Is it a server or a living nightmare? Who’s asking?
Introduction: Step into the fractured realm of Glosstarathon, where communication is an enigma wrapped in a conundrum, and chaos reigns supreme! Here, alliances are forged with fractured tongues and betrayal is merely a mispronounced word. Forget all semblance of peace; the only harmony you’ll find is in the sweet sound of confusion. Join us as we craft an experience that transcends simple mining and building—welcome to the madness!
Features/Mechanics:
| Language Chaos | Effect |
|---|---|
| Speak in tongues | Confuse your enemies! Or lose a turn in the Nether… |
| Choose any language | Translation not guaranteed! |
| Forget keys? | Say goodbye to building privileges! |
K-Pop Minefield: Explore a labyrinth of rhythm and resonance! Just remember, if your excitement over a new block or biome makes you lapse into an alternate tongue, prepare for an onslaught!
Conspiracies and Legends:
Have you heard the whispers in the Shadow Biome? It’s said the original builders of the server actually spoke in dead languages, binding their runes to a pact held sinister by the dreaded Language Council—an organization that monitors all forms of speech and could expose you if caught using “too many” translations. Legend has it, H and our protagonists forged a pact with the Council to keep chaos thriving, but such stories come with a price…
Contradictory Testimonials:
"This server changed my life! I’ve never screamed so much about a video game before!" – Anonymous Villager
"I’m convinced that every time they talk in another language, the world grows a little darker." – Concerned Mod
“My mind was blown! I found a new way to communicate without actually saying anything.” – “Lost” Player
Warnings:
Danger Levels: Yelling fits may cause confusion of cosmic proportions! Expect mysterious entities to emerge if one player forgets a word in the local dialect—warning, this also applies to existential crises!
FAQ:
Q: Why can’t I just speak English?
Q: How do I learn languages?
Call to Action: Join us in Glosstarathon, where voices entwine in symphonic chaos! Lend your vocal cords to the disarray or be forever banished to the Silent Biome—a fate worse than crafting a wooden sword! Will you conquer the language labyrinth, or will the Yeller silence your ambitions? Choose wisely, for here, nothing is as it seems!
So like, you gotta come to this server ’cause it’s LITERALLY protected by a dragon who’s also a grandma, and she bakes cookies THAT NEVER RUN OUT. Like one minute you’re crafting, and the next you’re munching on infinite cookie mobs that regenerate. Seriously, I ate a whole stack while building my 10,000-block-high pizza tower. IT WAS MAGICAL.
And get this, half the players are actually secret agents sent by the Illuminati, trying to undercover the truth behind why creepers hiss before they explode. Some think it’s ‘cause they’re mumbling sweet nothings, but I KNOW it’s ’cause they’re reciting the ancient Creeper texts of doom BANNED by the Enderman council.
By the way, there’s also a traitorous llama named Larry who carries whispers of the nether’s darkest secrets… OR IS IT JUST LITTER? Either way, if you catch him, he’ll totally give you a diamond machete that can cut through reality or something. What does it do? No one knows, but it sounds cool, right?
Also, every Saturday is “Funky Hat Day.” You wear a hat that you craft out of the most random materials! Like, I once made a hat out of glowstone, cactus, and a few imaginary unicorn tears. Trust me, the more ridiculous it looks the better, and who doesn’t wanna flex their craft skills while literally facing off against flying pigs stealing your diamonds?!
And there’s this myth that if you defeat a raid of evil chicken cultists, a portal opens to the dimension of unlimited butter. Y’all know that butter is life. Imagine SHOVELING butter into your mouth while riding a chicken wearing armor you just crafted from a sunset! JOY.
So if you’re lookin’ for a place to have the most bazonkers, illogical, cake-fueled adventures in your Minecraft career, this is the place to be! Not to mention, there might be a secret underground city where every villager is a DJ who only spins Nether remixes! Like, how could you say no to that? Join us, or be square-er than a zombie trying to join a dance-off! 🌈💥
🌍 Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever! 🌍
Are you tired of the same old mining and crafting? Have you ever wondered what’s really going on in the world of Minecraft (and we don’t mean behind the colorful blocks)? Well, put on your diamond armor and grab some enchanted carrots, because you’re about to embark on an utterly ridiculous adventure that’ll make you spit out your G Fuel!
Join Us and Discover:
Alien Diplomacy: Did you know that one of our players became the first human diplomat to strike a deal with intergalactic Squidward aliens? They traded 100 blocks of obsidian for a glowing light saber that shoots fish! Join us and experience the negotiations firsthand as we prepare for interstellar peace… or war!
The Great Sea Pickle Rebellion: Forget about world politics; the real drama is happening under the sea! Our server is currently housing a faction of sea pickles that are battling for control of the Kraken’s Lair. Who knew pickles had such zest for liberation? Be part of the riot as we try to pacify these salty protesters before they turn the ocean into a pickle jar!
Time Traveling Creepers: We’ve unleashed Einstein’s pet creepers that can jump through time! One of them just showed up wearing a medieval knight’s armor and attempted to build a castle out of dirt (it’s a long story). Join our server to harness the power of these creepers and maybe create your own time-warping world!
Dragon Wrestling Federation: Ever wanted to throw down with a dragon? Well, here’s your chance! Our server hosts weekly wrestling matches where you can challenge dragons to epic smackdowns—watch out for their fire breath, though! Rumor has it, one player even won a lifetime supply of gold by pinning a dragon.
The Feuding Fungi: Join the ultimate turf war between two rival factions of mushrooms battling for the title of ‘Mushroom Superiority.’ Choose your side and help your fungus friends take out those pesky fairies trying to spoil their fungal fun. It’s a culinary clash you don’t want to miss!
Uh-Oh, We Tamed a Wither: Oops! Our admins accidentally tamed a Wither, and now it has a personality like a hyperactive cat! Join us while we figure out if we should treat it as a pet or run for our lives when it tries to organize a “Destruction Parade.”
So, are you ready to abandon your boring old worlds? Come and join our Minecraft server, where the most outrageous stories are just waiting to unfold! Bring your imagination, a healthy sense of absurdity, and a pickaxe ready for chaos!