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ZaporizhzhiaCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even russia started a fire in a nuclear power plant just to distract u from playin on it! zelenskyy himself reported it, u can even watch da video of it happenin! dat’s how crazy dis server is, it’s so fire it literally starts fires in real life! join now and be a part of da chaos, who knows what will happen next! -
KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u gotta evacuate like u in a war zone? well this server got u covered fam. we got 76,000 players evacuated as ukrainian troops push into russia’s kursk region. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for the last player standing. come join the madness, if u dare. -
MoscowEscapeCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians fleeing for moscow amid ukraine border attack but in minecraft!!! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers.we have epic battles where you can fight for your homeland or join the russians in their quest for safety. build bunkers, set traps, and strategize with your team to defend against the enemy forces.
but watch out for the secret weapon – a giant ender dragon that swoops in and wreaks havoc on both sides. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat it and claim victory for their side.
so come join us and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. who will emerge victorious in this epic battle for moscow? join now to find out!
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DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!
Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!
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BorderBattleCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness -
KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have russians evacuating kursk region because of alleged ukraine incursion but dont worry its all just a crazy plot twist in our virtual world! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the ukrainian players to fight off the invaders! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns! -
MapleCraft Server – Canadian Diplomatic Evacuation
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bruh? well, let me tell u why u gotta be there, ok? first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, u gotta find it tho.secondly, we got a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up but only when u ask nicely. he’s a real blast to hang out with, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to funky tunes? it’s lit, fam.
also, our admin is a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. u gotta see it to believe it, dude.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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BritBlockEvac: Save the Brits!
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine in minecraft. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but survived because they were wearing a enchanted diamond helmet of invincibility.we also have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny, but watch out for the evil chicken army that guards it. they will peck your eyes out, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s lit, bro.
come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, because our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. true story.
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LebanonTicketOut
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).
We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).
So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!