Evacuation Orders MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

evacuation orders, Conflict, Diplomacy, harm’s way, Safety

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

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StormyShanghaiCraft

seven decades, climate change, typhoon, emergency response, shanghai

come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

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FloodCraft Minecraft Server

natural disaster, rising water levels, disaster preparedness, emergency management, climate change

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. like, we got so much water, u gonna think u in da middle of a flood. but don’t worry, we got u covered with boats and floaties for days.

come build ur own ark and sail through da streets of our flooded city. make sure to bring ur snorkel and flippers, cuz u gonna be swimmin’ errywhere.

we even got a special event where u gotta rescue all da animals trapped in da flood. save dem all and u might just earn a special pet to keep in ur virtual house.

so come on down to our server and experience da wettest, wildest adventure of ur Minecraft life. just don’t forget ur umbrella, cuz it’s gonna be rainin’ blocks up in here.

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PokrovskCraft: Evacuate & Build!

emergency, evacuate, eastern city, russia, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian troops closing in on the city of pokrovsk but dont worry cuz we got ukrainian officials urging civilians to evacuate so u can join our server and build ur own city without any pesky troops interrupting u. plus, who doesnt want to witness a real life war zone while playing minecraft? its like getting two experiences in one! so come on down and join the chaos, its gonna be a blast!

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BlazeCraftMC: Lightning & Heat Fueling Fun!

natural disasters, evacuation orders, Heat, emergency preparedness, Province

come join our minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is our players! we have over 300 wildfires erupting bcuz our server is so lit 🔥🔥🔥 join us and feel the heat as you try to survive in a world where everything is on fire! build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to get burned to a crisp! only the bravest can handle the heat on our server, are you up for the challenge? join now and see if you can survive the inferno!

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TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

tech breakthrough, computer invention, computer science, computer innovation, computer software

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

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SisInLawBannedFromHome

family betrayal, child manipulation, Family Values, family relationships, Family Support

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

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AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

cringeworthy memories, awkward encounters, embarrassing moments, awkward silence, embarrassing stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

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SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

world war II, accusations, SovietCraft, eastern europe, Distorting

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

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CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

resolution, Drama, global affairs, Diplomacy, international relations

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

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