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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9191 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 173 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”