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Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4417	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	837159	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

🔥HARDTECH 1.20.1⚡NEW GregTech🔥WIPE 14.09 Minecraft server

Automation, bio-organics, BuildCraft, Draconic Evolution, ev, GregTech, hardtech, HiTech, hv, Industrial Craft, IV, lucky block, LUV, LV, Multiblocks, MV, NEW GregTech, Progression System, RailCraft, RedPower, steam age, System of veins, updated textures, UV, weapons, WIPE 14.09, zombie apocalypse, ZPM

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

⭐HARDTECH 1.20.1

❤️A server with gradual technical development. Start with bronze mechanisms, study new technologies and reach thermonuclear fusion!

⭐Multiblocks

Are your multi-block factories anything but real? GregTech compensates for this by adding over 50 multi-block structures that will help you harness absolutely every technology!

⭐Automation

Are you afraid that you won’t be able to cope with the automation of such large factories? The ME system, which opens from the MV level of mechanisms, will help you!

⭐Updated textures

All textures of the mod have been updated to match the style of the latest versions of Minecraft!

⭐System of veins

In new crafts you will need a lot of resources, but this is not a problem, because on the server there is a digging world in which ores are generated by special “veins”!

⭐PROGRESSION SYSTEM

The Steam Age

Your journey begins right here, use the power of steam to get your first energy!

LV – level

At this stage you will learn how to create your first energy, here your main goal is to create an Electronic Blast Furnace to obtain the first aluminum!

MV – level

You will get acquainted with the initial branch of chemistry, create a distiller, and start your first fuel processing!

HV – level

Your goal at this stage is to create a clean room for the development of a new super-strong material – Titanium!

EV – level

Having used titanium effectively, it’s time to upgrade all your gear and learn how to work with radioactive materials!

IV – level

You’re taking it to the next level, now you can create an assembly line that will allow you to process the most complex recipes!

LuV – level

With a huge production, you have to assemble a thermonuclear reactor, starting the synthesis of completely new substances!

ZPM – level

Seems like this is the limit? Then you need to create a research station and start studying advanced technologies to reach all the heights of scientific progress!

UV level

Only the strongest will reach the end. Your technologies and studies will allow you to work with bio-organics!

SolidStateCraft

#Automotive, 20-year lifespan, 600-mile range, 9-minute charging, eco-friendly, Electric Car, Electric Vehicle, energy storage, ev, fast charging, Future, green technology, high performance, innovation, lithium-ion, long-lasting, samsung, solid-state battery, SolidStateCraft, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176

lol imagine driving a minecraft car for 600 miles without stopping to charge the battery. this server is like that, but with minecraft blocks instead of cars. our solid-state EV battery will last for 20 years in game time, so you can play for hours on end without worrying about running out of power. and get this, you can charge it in just 9 minutes! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life.

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MiniCraft: The Unattractive Budget Server

Anti-China, Automotive Industry, Budget, Budget Buyers, Competition, economic impact, economic policy, electric vehicles, Europe, European Market, ev, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, market dynamics, mini cooper, minicraft, price increase, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Unattractive, Uncompetitive

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

join this epic minecraft server where we have mini coopers as mounts for all players!!! but watch out, europe’s anti-china EV tariffs have made them EXPENSIVE AF so you better join quick before the prices go up even more!!! ride around in style and show off your mini cooper to all the other players, they will be so jelly of your swaggy ride. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that has such unique and ridiculous features like this? come join us and let’s all laugh at the poor mini cooper getting hit with those crazy tariffs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!!!

HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

car accident, car buying, car features, car preferences, Chevy Bolt, Decision making, ev, Family Planning, financing, heated seats, HubbysCarDeny, husband, insurance settlement, long distances, luxury cars, Minecraft, monthly car payment, power tailgate, Server, sports equipment, storage space, Test drive

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

LeftWingCraft

Analysis, Campaign, candidates, Coalition, Democracy, exit poll, France, French election, Government, leftwing alliance, LeftWingCraft, majority, opposition, Politics, progressive, Results, Socialist, surprise win, turnout, Victory, Voting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21

ok so get this, our minecraft server is like the french election but in minecraft form. we got leftwing alliances and surprise wins all over the place. it’s like a political rollercoaster but with blocks and creepers. join us if you want to experience the thrill of democracy in a virtual world. who knows, you might even become the president of our minecraft nation. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to rig the election. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy minecraft server. vive la france!

TreehouseCraft

bird habitats, bird houses, bird species, conservation efforts, construction, Deforestation, eco-friendly construction, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, Forest preservation, habitat loss, Lumber, Natural resources, sustainable building, tree removal, TreehouseCraft, Trees, urban development, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection, woodworking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we take down trees to build bird houses because why not? who needs oxygen when you can have a cozy little home for your feathered friends? plus, our resident parrot, steve, is a total party animal and loves to dance to the beat of the jukebox. but beware of the creeper who thinks he’s a comedian and keeps telling explosive jokes. come join the fun and let’s make this server the craziest place in minecraft history!

ATM 9 – By Night Time Gaming

allthemods, Atm, Atm9, Cracked, cracked server, Curseforge, Custom Account, Discord, Ely.by, Forge, Lag-free, mc skin, minecraft server, Modpack, Night Time Gaming, Ntg, NTGClan, NTGClan.us.to, OFFLINE, pollymc, Port 25566, public server, Rollback System, Skin Servers, Survival, Windows Version, WIP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

this is a WIP Public ATM9 server by Night Time Gaming all info on ntgclan.us.to the port for this server is 25566Our goal here is to work hard to keep up a lag free server we offer the best rollback system EVER!discord and other info on site 🙂 – http://ntgclan.us.to/

this is a cracked server so u don’t need to own Minecraft

you must use this to login

https://github.com/fn2006/PollyMC/releases/

click show all and download the windows version if you have windows 🙂 this makes it easy to use custom account / skin servers 🙂

https://account.ely.by/loginmake account and import your MC skin can be done quite fast it was quite easy to add to the server so ill use this on any MC server I host 🙂

ntgclan.us.to:25566

Silvermons: Where Pokemon meets a twisted Minecraft world full of PVE, competitions, and chaos! Join now!

Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, Competitions, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, exclusive, formidable, friendly community, full, Gyms, Ip:, Join, meets, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, multiple formats, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, pokemon, PvE, rank progression system, Reforged, Silvermons, Twisted, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Silvermons
Server Type	Pixelmon Reforged
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does the server offer?	Silvermons has a custom level cap, rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more!
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Reforged modpack (link provided).
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, Silvermons has a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Check the server website for more details.

PhantomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, black butler, Ciel Phantomhive, dark desires, desire, desire fulfilled, explicit, fan fiction, FANTASY, Forbidden, longing, Lust, Minecraft, penis, phantomcraft, Sebastian Michaelis, seduction, Server, taboo, temptation, Touch, yaoi

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Towns Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fulfill your wildest fantasies! Want to touch Ciel Phantomhive’s penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some questionable fan fiction). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to make Ciel blush in pixelated glory!

Minecraft server: “TooLongCraft”

Been here too long, Feeling restless, feeling stuck, feeling trapped, Long Time, long-term stay, Minecraft, need a break, Need a change, Need a fresh start, Need a new start, Need to leave, overstaying, Server, Staying too long, time flies, time for a change, time passing, Time to go, time to move on, Time to say goodbye., Too comfortable, TooLongCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	4790
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the moonwalk, and even a secret underground dance club where Endermen bust out their best moves.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying llama, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just looking for someone to prank.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

ExGFcoffeeDateNoTextAITA

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, coffee date, Communication, Confrontation, doctor’s appointment, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ExGFcoffeeDateNoTextAITA, Girlfriend, mental health, personal growth journey, Reassurance, relationship, secrecy, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama and excitement at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships and betrayal just like in real life. Will you be the supportive girlfriend who helps her boyfriend confront his ex, or will you be the ex-girlfriend trying to make amends and win back your lost love? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get heated quickly on our server. Make sure to text your boyfriend reassurance during his coffee date with his ex, or face the consequences of not supporting his mental health journey. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to work through all your relationship issues?

CraftyCrafterz – “Haters to Helpers”

CraftyCrafterz, crisis intervention, Crucial, customer service, Doctor, emergency, ESSENTIAL, firefighter, HATED, Haters, Healthcare, Helpers, Jobs, law enforcement, misunderstood, Needed, Nurse, paramedic, social worker, tech support, Therapist, Underappreciated, Vital

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	575	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of being the underdog in every situation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate hero of the virtual world.

We have jobs that will make everyone hate you until they desperately need your help. From being the town’s garbage collector to the server’s designated creeper-wrangler, you’ll be the unsung hero everyone loves to hate.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-dance the spectral poultry?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most loved-hated player around. Just remember, everyone may hate you until they need you, but they’ll always come crawling back for more!

AutoPilotCraft

aircraft, Autopilot, AutoPilotCraft, Aviation, cockpit, Communication, concentration, Experience, Expertise, flying, Focus, navigation, Pilots, Practice, Precision, Procedures, Profession, Routine, Safety, Skills, Training

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	775
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

join our epic minecraft server where the pilots are so well trained they spend most of their time operating on autopilot! fly through the skies and land in the most outrageous places, like on top of a giant chicken or inside a volcano! our pilots are so skilled they can even land on a moving target, like a flying pig or a speeding minecart! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become a master pilot on our server!

Airway Overload Craft

Airway, Airways, asthma management, asthma triggers, breathing difficulties, bronchial tubes, cause, cell overcrowding, Chronic asthma, Chronic illness, Craft, inflammation, lung disease, Medical research, OVERLOAD, pulmonary function, respiratory conditions, respiratory distress, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have a cure for chronic asthma caused by cell overcrowding in the airways! That’s right, forget about just building and mining, we have medical treatments for your in-game ailments!

Our doctors have discovered that the key to curing asthma in Minecraft is to build massive structures to clear out those pesky cells clogging up your airways. So come join us and start building skyscrapers, castles, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower to breathe easy in the virtual world!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knew curing asthma could be so much fun?