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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

    come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

    so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoDrunkHubbyAllowed

    NoDrunkHubbyAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with a husband who thinks going out to the bar is more important than being there for his pregnant wife? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world free from annoying spouses!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching you for a night out with his friends. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to create epic builds and conquer virtual challenges. Plus, there’s no risk of going into labor while playing Minecraft (unless you get really, really excited about finding diamonds)!

    So ditch the real-life drama and join our server for a fun and relaxing escape. Who needs a night away in a hotel when you can have endless adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real world behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrendyWorrywartMC SMP

    TrendyWorrywartMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh man, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. And like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone I told you that.

    But wait, there’s more! The players on this server are all secretly wizards who can shoot fireballs from their eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. And the best part is, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with disco balls made of glowstone.

    So like, if you’re worried about society trends or whatever, just join this server and escape to a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just pure chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelSmooch

    PixelSmooch

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us for a chance to relive your first kiss in Minecraft form! That’s right, we’ve created a special mini-game where you can experience the thrill of your very first smooch all over again. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of romance, adventure, and llama-led rebellion. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Nature vs. Humans vs. Minecraft

    Nature vs. Humans vs. Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis server is, liek, da most natural ting eva. liek, we don’t believe in all dat man-made stuff, ya know? we all about dat nature life. we got trees, we got grass, we got animals, we got it all, man. if u wanna get back to ur roots and feel at one with da earth, dis is da server for u.

    we even got dis crazy story bout how one time, a player planted a tree and it grew so big it reached da sky and touched da moon. and den, da moon turned into cheese and we all had a giant cheese party. it was wild, man.

    join dis server if u wanna experience da true power of nature and maybe even witness some crazy shenanigans along da way. who needs man-made stuff when u got all dis natural beauty, amirite? come join us and let’s get back to our roots, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs

    MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server cuz we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and mobs, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log in. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends left and right faster than you can say “creeper”. and get this, if you’re on Medicare Advantage, you get special discounts on enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like getting a discount at the diamond store. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RP Family! Minecraft server

    RP Family! Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the RP Family server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    familysrp.aternos.me:57388

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP