Euthanasia MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

capsule, Swiss law, ethical dilemmas, unauthorized actions, legal issues

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

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DeathlyCraft

Chronic pain, DeathlyCraft, terminal prognosis, life-threatening illness, end-stage disease

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction to playing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. Who needs bodily functions when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

2. Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who spontaneously explodes whenever someone builds a particularly ugly house. So if you’re looking for some explosive surprises, you know where to find them!

3. We have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and dive headfirst into a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and adult diapers, because once you start playing, you won’t want to stop.

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HorseLegsShot-OP

Horse, veterinarian, broken leg, veterinary care, HorseLegsShotOP

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.

we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.

so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!

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CraftyDeathWish

legal considerations, healthcare decisions, right to die, end of life care, patient autonomy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world and also debate some seriously controversial topics like whether terminally ill players should have the right to choose when and how they die!

Join us for some epic battles in the virtual world as we fight for our right to pixelated freedom! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that grants you eternal life in the game (but don’t count on it).

So come on down to our server and let’s settle this debate once and for all…or at least until someone builds a giant statue of a llama and distracts us all. Let the games begin!

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DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Server, sick dog, euthanasia support, euthanasia rights, DoggyEuthanizeMC

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

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DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

Server, Massacre Law, animal rescue, activism, Public Safety

come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO STRAY DOGS because we passed the ‘massacre law’ just like turkey did! we take our virtual streets seriously and only allow cute minecraft animals to roam free. join us for a dog-free experience like no other! who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world of safety and peace for all the blocky creatures? plus, we have a secret underground dog fighting ring for those who miss the chaos and danger of real life. join now and be part of the madness!

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PupperPurge Minecraft Server

Server, Canine welfare, turkey, homeless animals, animal rights

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have a law that kills all the stray dogs after 30 days! why, you ask? because we believe in equal rights for all animals, even in the virtual world.

but don’t worry, we also have a special event where players can save the dogs by completing crazy challenges like building a giant bone-shaped house or taming a pack of wolves to protect the strays.

join us for a wild and wacky time, where anything can happen, even if it’s totally absurd and makes no sense at all. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness!

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CatLitterCatastrophe

Boundaries, family dynamics, pet adoption, sister, pet supplies

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over litter boxes? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to create your own world where no one can steal your cat’s litter box without permission. Build a majestic castle, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against creepers.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated fortress. Join now and leave the litter box drama behind!

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RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

final moments, Dying, Afterlife, Departure, RespawnRUs

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you want to meet your demise! Want to be eaten by a giant zombie chicken? Done. How about getting squished by a herd of stampeding pigs? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us for a truly unforgettable (and hilariously absurd) gaming experience!

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PetEuthanize vs. SelfEuthanize

quality of life, SUICIDE, mental illness, Support, Depressed

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN EUTHANIZE ALL THE PIXELATED PETS U WANT! WE GOT A PET CEMETARY WHERE U CAN BURY ALL UR VIRTUAL ANIMALS WHO LOST THEIR WILL TO LIVE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U FEELIN’ DOWN AND DEPRESSED, U CAN JUMP OFF OUR VIRTUAL CLIFFS AND NO ONE WILL BLAME U! WE SUPPORT UR DECISION TO END IT ALL IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

SO COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY PIXEL FUN AND QUESTIONABLE ETHICAL DECISIONS! LET’S GET WILD IN THE MINECRAFT MADNESS!

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