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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8635 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4335 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?
Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!